Okay, more on Franklin Pierce
Franklin Pierce was probably a man ill-suited for the job not solely because of his alcoholism, but because (according to Richard Shenkman’s Presidential Ambition, pp. 78-94) of a bizarre turn of events which appears to have ruined him before he even took the oath of office.
Pierce’s wife had a near-pathological hatred of politics. Pierce, in turn, had a near-pathological desire to stay away from his wife. She finally convinced him to step down as Senator in 1841 after the birth of their third–and only surviving–child, but then took the job as Chairman of the New Hampshire Democratic Party. When she managed to talk him out of that, he went and joined the Army to participate in the Mexican War.
When the opportunity to put himself up for nomination to the Democratic ticket came up in 1852, he took it. He just didn’t tell his wife. She supposedly didn’t find out until after he won the nomination.
Then, as President-elect, the Pierce family was on a train when it derailed, and while Mr. and Mrs. Pierce were virtually unscathed, their only son was killed before their eyes. Pierce reputedly took to the bottle and allowed his cabinet to make virtually all policy decisions–or no decisions at all–and managed to hit a pedestrian while drunk-driving a carriage as President. When he lost the nomination for re-election, he reputedly said, “there’s nothing left to do but get drunk.”
In the meantime, Pierce had (theoretically) presided over the opening of Japan at gunpoint, the cession of the Gadsen Purchase by Mexico (also, metaphorically, at gunpoint), the purchase (again, at gunpoint) of the lands of the Indian tribes in future Washington state, and the boiling over of Kansas into outright civil war–four events which 20/20 hindsight tells us had unusually long-reaching consequences for the United States.
But we might not be able to hold Pierce accountable, because he was a grieving drunk who didn’t have a crystal ball.
(Incidentally, George W. Bush is a relative of Franklin Pierce, via his mother, Barbara Pierce Bush.)