# Who Is the Youngest Person Here Who Would Happily Have Sex With 2016 Sally Field? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2016, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929 "2016-03-23T09:16:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/1 "2016-03-23T09:16:55Z")
**No Spoilers for _Hello, My Name is Doris_** (Boxed Spoilers O.K. if you want to reference the film) (The _PREMISE_ of this film will addressed in the OP but nothing beyond what is apparent in the trailers. **If you haven’t seen the trailers and don’t want to know even so much as the _premise_ then you’ll want to skip this OP.** ) Who’s the youngest person here at the SDMB who would happily have sex with Sally Field? We’re talking about Sally Field as she is today, aged 69 (make of that what you will). No weasel answers like “Well, in her heyday…” You are, however, allowed to say “If I wasn’t married/in a relationship…” Women should also feel free to respond. I want to hear from _everyone_ who would like to have sex with Sally Field. [In her new film _Hello, My Name is Doris_, Sally Field plays a woman who becomes romantically involved with a much younger man.] Because she’s Sally Field, I can _totally_ buy it. When she was nominated for an Academy Award for _Lincoln_, at the award ceremony she participated in a comedy sketch with host Ricky Gervais in which he was trying to talk her into sneaking off to a supply closet to have sex. I loved the sketch and happily replayed it in my mind substituting myself for Gervais. A few years ago (it may also have been part of a _Lincoln_ promotion), she was a guest on _The Colbert Report_. She was actively flirting with Colbert and even made a point of reminding him that she was not married. I desperately wanted to be in Colbert’s shoes during that interview. So, I am voting “Yes”. I would definitely happily have sex with Sally Field. **bienville** , age 41 ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/2 "2016-03-23T12:24:14Z")
Hi Sally! I’m 55 and in a long term relationship, but sure. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/3 "2016-03-23T12:35:13Z")
Could she be talked into wearing her nun’s costume? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/4 "2016-03-23T12:37:30Z")
“You _lick_ me! You really _lick_ me!” ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/5 "2016-03-23T12:48:24Z")
What’s the prize for the youngest person then, Sally? ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/6 "2016-03-23T12:58:46Z")
Are you asking if I would plow the Field? She is still awfully cute. I might be persuaded (if I were available). ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/7 "2016-03-23T13:02:54Z")
Oh, we have another person polling in the (so far) youngest age range. C’mon, Moondoggie, let us know your age. Younger than 41? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/8 "2016-03-23T13:05:58Z")
I came in to do a “field” pun, but it looks like **Skammer** has already won for the day. Sally Field is the antithesis of my “type,” which tends toward the Morticia Addams model. I wouldn’t seek her out even in her “Flying Nun” days. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/9 "2016-03-23T13:30:20Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Sally Field is the antithesis of my “type,” which tends toward the Morticia Addams model. I wouldn’t seek her out even in her “Flying Nun” days. You would turn down **this?!?** :dubious: [http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg](http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg) :o :o :o ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/10 "2016-03-23T13:43:09Z")
I can’t promise that the happiness would be mutual. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/11 "2016-03-23T13:53:34Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > You would turn down **this?!?** :dubious: > > [http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg](http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg) > > :o :o :o Wowza. I’m 40, and I’ve never really been attracted to anyone really outside a narrow band of my age range, so, no, but I can just about buy the premise. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/12 "2016-03-23T14:03:43Z")
Sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship with Helen Mirren. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/13 "2016-03-23T14:13:51Z")
Christie Brinkley (62 and gorgeous) is probably my upper limit. ---
**Author:** ![Orwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dfb087/32.png) [@Orwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orwell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/14 "2016-03-23T14:21:49Z")
Shouldn’t the poll have corresponding “I am age \_\_\_\_\_ and she’s too old for me” in order to gauge what you are looking for? I’m not sure what conclusion you will draw from the current poll. ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/15 "2016-03-23T14:26:03Z")
Sally Field, yes, absolutely. Some random old woman named Doris who looks like Sally Field? Meh, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/16 "2016-03-23T14:33:26Z")
I would have to see her in person and not with movie and tv magic but I’ll give a qualified yes. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/17 "2016-03-23T14:35:21Z")
I’ve always been turned off by Ms Fields personality. The “you like me” thing was pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/18 "2016-03-23T14:36:36Z")
Te Field jokes have been made, but I’d Sally forth! (Me 63.) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/19 "2016-03-23T14:37:41Z")
This 93-year-old wouldn’t mind having a go at her. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929/20 "2016-03-23T14:40:50Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > You would turn down **this?!?** :dubious: > > [http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg](http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/S/sallyfield.jpg) > > :o :o :o Well, that’s clearly a “glam shot;” the idea was to sex 'er up and reduce the Chipmunk Girl factor. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-person-here-who-would-happily-have-sex-with-2016-sally-field/749929.md?page=2)