# Who is the youngest user of the dope?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592 "2008-12-24T21:00:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4491bb/32.png) [@I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Have_Hippos_In_My_Garden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/1 "2008-12-24T21:00:28Z")
Time to compare Birthdays!.. ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/2 "2008-12-24T21:06:03Z")
I used to be, but strongly suspect I am not anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/3 "2008-12-24T21:07:42Z")
There is a user named **Pedescribe** who I think is currently fourteen. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/4 "2008-12-24T21:10:17Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > There is a user named **Pedescribe** who I think is currently fourteen. He was 15 when we did the mafia guess the age game. Bright fucker for 15 though. We were all shocked. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4491bb/32.png) [@I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Have_Hippos_In_My_Garden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/5 "2008-12-24T21:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > I used to be, but strongly suspect I am not anymore. Hmm yeah perhaps not…you are pretty young though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/6 "2008-12-24T21:16:08Z")
It used to be **Surrender Dorothy** but looks like maybe that’s changed. We did a birthdays thread a while back, even made a [chart](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/NinetyWt/DoperYOB.jpg). **Asimovian** was the OP of the thread IIRC. ETA: I swear none of these posts were here when I posted! ---
**Author:** ![Surok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Surok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surok)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/7 "2008-12-24T21:18:04Z")
Isn’t **Captain Socks** 12 or so? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/8 "2008-12-24T23:29:53Z")
> [@Surok](#): > > Isn’t **Captain Socks** 12 or so? The minimum age to be allowed to register is 13, IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/9 "2008-12-24T23:57:54Z")
Here are the birth years of the youngest dopers who posted in the old ‘birth date’ thread: 1988 Inner Stickler Darth Sensitive chocolatefrog 1989 ThirdCultureKid 1990 bundykala MojoPin 1991 Surrender Dorothy Needs to be updated, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/10 "2008-12-25T00:00:44Z")
Guess I must have missed that thread. I’m 1988 as well. I believe **Weirddave** or some such registered his kid, but I forget the details. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/11 "2008-12-25T02:41:22Z")
Ah, here it is: [What Dopers were born in the same year?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=458574) ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/12 "2008-12-25T02:50:57Z")
Missed the edit window. Page 6, Post #258 has a partial list. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/13 "2008-12-25T04:05:33Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > Missed the edit window. Page 6, Post #258 has a partial list. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9556281&postcount=258) is a direct link to that post. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/14 "2008-12-25T04:42:53Z")
I am 50. Please tell me it’s me! ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/15 "2008-12-25T05:07:15Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I am 50. Please tell me it’s me! It YOU! Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/16 "2008-12-25T05:36:54Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > Guess I must have missed that thread. I’m 1988 as well. > > I believe **Weirddave** or some such registered his kid, but I forget the details. Airman Doors and I registered the sprog as [Bomb Bay Doors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) a month or so after he was born. He’s just six, so he’s still got seven years to go before he can legally post. Rest assured, though, that he is aware of the SDMB’s existence and frequently advises me on appropriate smileys. 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/17 "2008-12-25T05:40:05Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Airman Doors and I registered the sprog as [Bomb Bay Doors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) a month or so after he was born. He’s just six, so he’s still got seven years to go before he can legally post. Just make sure you change his occupation to something other than “sleeping, eating and pooping” before he starts posting! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/18 "2008-12-25T05:46:41Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Airman Doors and I registered the sprog as [Bomb Bay Doors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) a month or so after he was born. He’s just six, so he’s still got seven years to go before he can legally post. Rest assured, though, that he is aware of the SDMB’s existence and frequently advises me on appropriate smileys. 🙂 > > Robin How many couples are hooked up on this board? I am constantly surprised at their great taste. **Boyo Jim** - if it makes you feel better you are younger than me. And **Chowder**. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/19 "2008-12-25T05:54:55Z")
I think the chart is wrong; I was born in 1940. On the other hand, I don’t remember posting in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/20 "2008-12-25T07:03:10Z")
I was born October 28, 1992, so that “beats” **Surrender Dorothy**. Valete, Vox Imperatoris [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592.md?page=2)