# Who is the youngest user of the dope?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592 "2008-12-24T21:00:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/41 "2009-01-01T08:26:34Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> ~ I was born in 1974 and am telling RoOsh and Stealth Potato to stuff it.

Well, I’m always glad to have and cherish the stern but well-meaning advice of my elders!

Er, that _was_ stern but well-meaning advice, right? 😉

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/42 "2009-01-01T15:20:08Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> **NineTyWt** , I must have blinked when I looked at the chart. Sorry I complained where where no complaint existed.

Actually you were correct. The chart which I posted in that thread had not been “refreshed” from the data in the sheet so … it shows 0 people for 1940. Sorry about that, kid!

I think I will revive the thread in March; maybe do this once a year.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/43 "2009-01-02T03:02:29Z")

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My daughter **MilliCal** (posting through me) would have been, but someone complained. She’s 11 now, but I think she was 9 when she first posted.

That’s too young for a membership, so I don’t think anyone’s going to get a younger response (unless someone else ruffles feathers and lets a youngster post through them).

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/44 "2009-01-02T03:47:36Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Airman Doors and I registered the sprog as [Bomb Bay Doors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) a month or so after he was born. He’s just six, so he’s still got seven years to go before he can legally post. Rest assured, though, that he is aware of the SDMB’s existence and frequently advises me on appropriate smileys. 🙂
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> Robin

He’s SIX??? I knew I had been away a while, but oh my word!

> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> Nope, WeirdNorth boy the younger remains Dope free. Just as well, since he’s only four.

How many kids do you and **WeirdDave** have nowadays?

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**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/45 "2009-01-02T06:34:22Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> See, with all the Latin and everything, I thought you were an old man, crouched over your keyboard, pearing through a monicle, stroking your beard, squinting wisely at the monitor.
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> Then you started that “posters I hate” thread, and I thought, Ah! So the old man still has fire in his belly! The passion and moxie of youth still has a hold of him!
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> ~ I was born in 1974 and am telling RoOsh and Stealth Potato to stuff it.

That was a…memorable description. 😛

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-youngest-user-of-the-dope/478592/46 "2009-01-03T08:19:15Z")

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> [@lel](#):
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> How many kids do you and **WeirdDave** have nowadays?

Still just two, what, do we look like the Duggers? 😛 😃 🙂

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