# Who is this wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 18, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730 "2007-02-18T19:58:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/1 "2007-02-18T19:58:57Z")

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At the Daytona 500 pre-race.

A cute singer with a very loose top.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/2 "2007-02-18T20:03:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
At the Daytona 500 pre-race.

A cute singer with a very loose top.  
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A link would be nice. 😉

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/3 "2007-02-18T20:03:52Z")

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[QUOTE=want2know]  
A link would be nice. 😉  
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Fox television. Too late, she just finished.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/4 "2007-02-18T20:06:17Z")

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I didn’t see the broadcast, but apparently Kelly Clarkson was scheduled to perform, so I’ll assume it was her.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/5 "2007-02-18T20:08:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
I didn’t see the broadcast, but apparently Kelly Clarkson was scheduled to perform, so I’ll assume it was her.  
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Ah, thanks. One of the American Idol people, right? My cultural literacy comes to a screeching halt somewhere around 1989.

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**Author:** ![LadyMack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LadyMack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadyMack)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/6 "2007-02-18T20:14:46Z")

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[Her?](http://www.racingmilestones.com/news/01192007_3.shtml)

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/7 "2007-02-18T20:15:22Z")

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Yes, it was Kelly Clarkson. She was AI’s first season winner.

She’s hawt and she rocks.

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/8 "2007-02-18T20:21:41Z")

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[QUOTE=want2know]  
A link would be nice. 😉  
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Here’s [one.](http://www.sweetkellyclarkson.com/source/kelly-clarkson.184.html) Though it’s not from today, it’s a good link nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/9 "2007-02-18T20:23:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Scruloose]  
Here’s [one.](http://www.sweetkellyclarkson.com/source/kelly-clarkson.184.html) Though it’s not from today, it’s a good link nonetheless.  
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That top is real close to what she had on today.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/10 "2007-02-18T20:29:44Z")

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Isn’t she the girl who won American Idol?

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/11 "2007-02-18T20:31:40Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Isn’t she the girl who won American Idol?  
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Yes, she won the first season. She has become pretty successful since then, with several big hits and at least one Grammy Award.

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/12 "2007-02-18T21:02:41Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Isn’t she the girl who won American Idol?  
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Yeah, and we sat through her performance today wondering how. Makes me fear for the future of music.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/13 "2007-02-18T21:47:40Z")

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Bah, since when was Kelly Clarkson considered attractive?

Now, if this were Katharine Mcphee, that would be something I could get behind.

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/14 "2007-02-18T22:06:20Z")

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Kelly Clarkson is white?! :eek:

For some reason, after catching snipped of her singing, I always thought she was black, for some reason.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/15 "2007-02-19T01:33:55Z")

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She’s got more of the A than the T.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/16 "2007-02-19T01:35:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Red Barchetta]  
Bah, since when was Kelly Clarkson considered attractive?

Now, if this were Katharine Mcphee, that would be something I could get behind.  
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People have different tastes in women. It’s a good thing. McPhee doesn’t do anything for me.

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-this-wardrobe-malfunction-waiting-to-happen/392730/17 "2007-02-19T04:08:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Ah, thanks. One of the American Idol people, right? My cultural literacy comes to a screeching halt somewhere around 1989.  
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You haven’t missed much.

They’d have to _pay_ me to watch _American Idol_.
