# Who is voting for Ralph?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 19, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590 "2000-10-19T22:14:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/1 "2000-10-19T22:14:52Z")

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Please post here, as I am voting for him and want to see how many of us there are.

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**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/2 "2000-10-19T22:32:18Z")

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I would, but young Master Wiggum is ineligible to serve, being under 35 and a cartoon character 😛

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/3 "2000-10-19T23:02:48Z")

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I’m pretty sure Ralph will vote for Ralph.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/4 "2000-10-19T23:04:04Z")

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nah. He’d be like the character in **Election** I bet he votes for Browne.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/5 "2000-10-20T00:08:56Z")

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I am.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/6 "2000-10-20T00:44:05Z")

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After the Corvair incident I don’t think I can.

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**Author:** ![HalberMensch242](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@HalberMensch242](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HalberMensch242)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/7 "2000-10-20T04:05:57Z")

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i’ll vote for the brotha

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/8 "2000-10-20T05:26:07Z")

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I probably will. But if the polling continues to be super close, I don’t know what I’ll do. I’d love to give Ralph my vote, hey, my seat belt is working out great, but I REALLY, REALLY don’t want Bush in. Aside from being a bumbling idiot who can’t speak coherant English, I can’t believe we’re considering electing ANOTHER man with a sexual euphemism as a last name. Where’s our national pride, people? “President Bush, Senior” was bad enough. Please.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/9 "2000-10-20T12:36:09Z")

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I’m voting for Nader. I like the idea of a hippie veep.

After watching the debates my choices were validated. If Nader were not running I would definately vote for Bush. Overall the Republican ideas coincide with my own thoughts on governance, but I have enouigh differences to withhold my support for them. Likewise with the Democrats; although the areas I disagree with on the Democratic side impact me and my family more directly than my disagreements with the Republicans.

So call me a heartless, selfish bastard…

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/10 "2000-10-20T13:11:02Z")

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But DrFidelius, don’t you understand, if you vote for Nader instead of Bush it’s just like voting for Gore…wait…I’m confused.  
Go Nader!

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/11 "2000-10-20T13:16:56Z")

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Granted it is pretty well known that I am going to be voting for Bush in this election, but I fail to see what is so appealing about Nader. I look at his (and the Green Party) platforms and I see Socialism. Am I missing something here? Not that I am going to change my mind or even looking to start any kind of a debate. More of a curiosity about what makes nader an appealing candidate.

I had chalked some of it up to people just looking for something besides the status quo but I also know that is probably a small section of his support. So help educate your Mullinator in the ways of Nader.

Also, **Swiddles** said

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> I can’t believe we’re considering electing ANOTHER man with a sexual euphemism as a last name

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What’s worse? Sex or violence? Bush or Gore. I at least like the idea of 4 years of titillation related snickering.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/12 "2000-10-20T13:58:49Z")

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Voting for Nader too. Second time in a row–he’s on the ballot this time, though.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/13 "2000-10-20T14:54:37Z")

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Another Nader supporter checking in. Put us side by side and you’ve got a homemade version of the Red Green show. 😃

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**Author:** ![Pantology](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Pantology](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantology)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/14 "2000-10-20T16:12:42Z")

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Yup, Nader voter here.

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/15 "2000-10-20T16:14:59Z")

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> _Originally posted by **dropzone** _  
> \*\*After the Corvair incident I don’t think I can. \*\*

huh?

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-voting-for-ralph/37590/16 "2000-10-20T18:40:57Z")

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Since Teddy Kennedy still won’t return my calls, I’m thinking of voting for Nader. I most likely will.

Maryland’s a lock for Gore, and this liberal doesn’t quite like a lot of what Gore has to say.
