# Who is your age-aproptiate celebrtity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/1 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")
Gotta be around five years of your age. Mine is Connie Britton. I don’t even like country music, but I would watch _ **Nashville** _ just to see her. Holy Cow, she’s beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/2 "2017-07-11T08:37:02Z")
[Rashida Jones](https://www.google.com/search?q=rashida+jones&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS749US749&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjMnIau6YDVAhVnxoMKHW9nA24Q_AUICigB&biw=1600&bih=770), who is 3 years younger. I could watch her read the phone book. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/3 "2017-07-11T08:54:00Z")
She’s way out of my class, but Meryl Streep. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/4 "2017-07-11T10:38:20Z")
I thought the “rule” was half your age plus seven? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/5 "2017-07-11T10:59:06Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > I thought the “rule” was half your age plus seven? I’ll go with this one, since it lets me include mine. Which is Tatiana Maslany in character as Sarah Manning/Beth Childs. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/6 "2017-07-11T11:19:48Z")
Tomoko Kawase. Exactly 49 weeks older than me, so certainly age appropriate. And hot, talented, and nerdy, so definitely attractive. ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/7 "2017-07-11T11:42:30Z")
Amy Acker. Just about a year younger than I am. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/8 "2017-07-11T11:45:53Z")
Leah Remini. We’re both 47. woot!! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/9 "2017-07-11T12:13:51Z")
Alicia Witt ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/10 "2017-07-11T12:25:00Z")
Diane Lane is 4 yrs younger than my 56. Alas, Susan Tedeschi is too young (46), and Emmylou Harris too old (70)! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/11 "2017-07-11T12:26:54Z")
The gorgeous and hilarious Elizabeth Banks is five months older than me. She could have been in my high school class… not that she would have noticed me [sob]. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/12 "2017-07-11T12:27:18Z")
Sarah Rafferty from _Suits_. She’s 3 years younger than me. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/13 "2017-07-11T12:50:54Z")
Marisa Tomei is a cliche answer…I was surprised to learn that she’s out of my range! (she’s a year too old). ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/14 "2017-07-11T13:08:27Z")
I was born on the exact same day as Halle Berry. That’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/15 "2017-07-11T13:32:53Z")
I’ll take Valerie Bertinelli. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/16 "2017-07-11T13:43:38Z")
Scott Pelley, who until recently was the anchor on the CBS evening news. And he’s younger than me, by 7 weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/17 "2017-07-11T13:51:03Z")
Gillian Jacobs Parker Posey My non-gay male crush is Joseph Gordon-Levitt ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/18 "2017-07-11T13:51:40Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Gotta be around five years of your age. No question– **Maggie Cheung**. She’s 4 years older than me, so fits the parameters. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/19 "2017-07-11T13:53:32Z")
Also: Amy Sedaris Kate McKinnon (I know it would never work out but a man can dream) ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/20 "2017-07-11T14:05:28Z")
I’d love to go on a date or six with Judi Dench. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987.md?page=2)