# Who is your age-aproptiate celebrtity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/21 "2017-07-11T14:33:46Z")
Chris Pratt is 2 months younger than me. Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/22 "2017-07-11T14:36:28Z")
[Kristin Chenoweth](http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/normantranscript.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/e/f1/ef1a4da0-dcd4-11e6-a2db-3b7707da50b2/587e4bd3a0fa2.image.jpg?resize=472%2C630) ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/23 "2017-07-11T14:46:00Z")
Jenny McCarthy who is exactly five years older than me. Also nuttier than a squirrel crap, but what are you gonna do. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/24 "2017-07-11T15:44:17Z")
Either **Sela Ward** or **Dana Delaney**. They are both more than five years older than me, but they are younger than my wife, so I’m going to count it. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/25 "2017-07-11T15:55:32Z")
Kari Byron is a couple of years older than me. She’s also married, but hey, it’s not like I’d have had a chance even if she wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/26 "2017-07-11T15:57:32Z")
Jodie Foster. She about my age. What could possibly go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/27 "2017-07-11T16:13:48Z")
Elizabeth Hurley. She’s three years younger than me. And she’s single, so I figure I have a shot. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/28 "2017-07-11T16:27:09Z")
Martin Freeman. Drew Barrymore. I’m happy with just those two. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/29 "2017-07-11T16:31:46Z")
Jennifer Garner, who is a couple years younger than me. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/30 "2017-07-11T17:08:01Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Gotta be around five years of your age. > > Mine is Connie Britton. I don’t even like country music, but I would watch _ **Nashville** _ just to see her. Holy Cow, she’s beautiful. You can’t have her I saw her in Spin City first. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/31 "2017-07-11T17:17:33Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Jodie Foster. She about my age. What could possibly go wrong? I think you should try to impress her. ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/32 "2017-07-11T17:29:50Z")
Too many to mention, but Lena Headey is quite magnificent. A recent teaser for GoT had her walking up a small flight of steps. For those brief seconds Headey looked classier than any woman who has ever walked up a small flight of steps. My embarrassing crush from past years, a middle aged Chaka Khan. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/33 "2017-07-11T17:30:50Z")
Bruce Springsteen, or is 6 years and 3 months older too much? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/34 "2017-07-11T18:24:22Z")
Dawn Wells. Still. :o ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/35 "2017-07-11T18:27:18Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Jodie Foster. She about my age. What could possibly go wrong? She plays for the other team. ☹ But yeah, there was a time (long, long ago) when I wanted to bone her too. :o ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/36 "2017-07-11T18:28:56Z")
Ai Fukuhara. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/37 "2017-07-11T18:30:36Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Martin Freeman. > Drew Barrymore. > > I’m happy with just those two. I have a huge crush on Drew Barrymore, as well. I have a theory that she is working her way through every straight male in America, and I just have to be patient. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/38 "2017-07-11T18:38:27Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Jodie Foster. She about my age. What could possibly go wrong? John Hinckley is a free man. At 53 weeks older than me, my crush goes to Halle Berry. ---
**Author:** ![golffan1963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4af34b/32.png) [@golffan1963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/golffan1963)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/39 "2017-07-11T19:04:35Z")
Valerie Bertinelli. ---
**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/40 "2017-07-11T19:10:13Z")
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