# Who is your age-aproptiate celebrtity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/41 "2017-07-11T19:23:18Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > I have a huge crush on Drew Barrymore, as well. I have a theory that she is working her way through every straight male in America, and I just have to be patient. It’s got to hurt to know you’re farther down the list than Tom Green. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/42 "2017-07-11T19:24:25Z")
Nah. She just met him first Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/43 "2017-07-11T19:44:29Z")
Anna Kendrick. Born earlier in the same year. Also, Dana DeLorenzo, from Ash vs Evil Dead. ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/44 "2017-07-11T19:53:02Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis - a year and a half older than me. Valerie Bertinelli - 11 days younger than me. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/45 "2017-07-11T19:59:31Z")
Dang it Marvin! Jamie Lee Curtis was my fallback if I couldn’t get [Alfre Woodard](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005569/) to kiss me. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/46 "2017-07-11T20:09:08Z")
Scarlett Johansson. With short hair. [Need a wing-man here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaanrx0fVa4), Leslie Jones. ---
**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/47 "2017-07-11T20:36:04Z")
How about 8 years younger? LOVE Simon Baker (The Mentalist). That beautiful hair… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/48 "2017-07-11T20:42:24Z")
Hmmm… I’m expanding the window to within-the-decade, just because. Halle Berry, Sandra Bullock. Preferrably simultaneously, be front page in all the celeb media sites! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/49 "2017-07-11T20:50:10Z")
The “5 year” thing is killing me! Can’t come up with one. In a pinch, I’ll say Christy Canyon. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/50 "2017-07-11T20:53:34Z")
Jennifer Aniston She gets more beautiful every year. Just 4 years younger. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/51 "2017-07-11T21:03:04Z")
Valerie Bertinelli. Right at 5 years younger, to within a month. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/52 "2017-07-11T21:05:42Z")
Ellen Barkin is 28 days older than I am, so I’ll pick her. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/53 "2017-07-11T21:07:18Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > Jenny McCarthy who is exactly five years older than me. Also nuttier than a squirrel crap, but what are you gonna do. I remember when she was the cashier down the street at the corner grocery store. Not my type, but she certainly held the attention of my friends. As to the OP, hard to say. I just don’t really have celebrity crushes. The on,y one I could think of is Rachel Bloom, but she’s 12 years my junior. Laetitia Casta is within the five year rule, but I have no idea what she’s up to these days or what she looks like. I suspect I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/54 "2017-07-11T21:10:03Z")
Dana Delaney’s only 4 years older than me, but I won’t hold that against her. Ming-Na Wen’s 3 years younger. Decisions, decisions… ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/55 "2017-07-11T21:16:11Z")
I’m very immature and frankly, I don’t cotton to geezers. And I must be older than dirt because it was hard to find a geezer near my age at all! … However, my top three: Sting (have adored him since his early Police days) Harrison Ford (j’adore) Robert Carlyle (I like Once Upon A Time, but his presence makes me LOVE it) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/56 "2017-07-11T21:46:33Z")
FTR, Dawn Wells is considerably more than five years older than me, but I’d still do her anyway! :o ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/57 "2017-07-11T21:50:48Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Diane Lane is 4 yrs younger than my 56. I’ve been in love with Diane since [1979](http://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19790813,00.html)! mc ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/58 "2017-07-11T21:53:36Z")
Madchen Amick is four years older than I am, but my love for her transcends time and space. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/59 "2017-07-11T21:59:56Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis, 8 months younger than me, Jodie Foster, 4 years younger than me, Meg Ryan, 3 years younger than me. Not that I’d have a shot with any of them, but have had crushes on all three for many, many years. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/60 "2017-07-11T22:20:48Z")
Blythe Danner is outside the five-year window, but who cares. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987.md?page=4)