# Who is your age-aproptiate celebrtity crush?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/61 "2017-07-12T00:09:55Z")

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Annabella Sciorra.  
Linda Fiorentino.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/62 "2017-07-12T01:17:23Z")

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/63 "2017-07-12T01:21:35Z")

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Amy Adams is a couple of years older than me, and incredibly gorgeous.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/64 "2017-07-12T01:49:35Z")

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Robert Downey Jr.

My age-appropriate girl crush is Jane Lynch.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/65 "2017-07-12T02:56:54Z")

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[Linda Purl](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0700909/) is three years younger than me.

[Lynda Carter](https://cdnph.upi.com/ph/st/th/2971453378405/2016/upi/44d4fbc4d640f18d403e36a5417e1865/v1.5/Lynda-Carter-will-not-appear-in-new-Wonder-Woman-film.jpg?lg=5) is just a little older than me.

[Annie Potts](https://cdnph.upi.com/ph/st/th/2971453378405/2016/upi/44d4fbc4d640f18d403e36a5417e1865/v1.5/Lynda-Carter-will-not-appear-in-new-Wonder-Woman-film.jpg?lg=5) is my age, for when I want my crush to be smart and sassy.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/66 "2017-07-12T03:04:52Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> [Linda Purl](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0700909/) is three years younger than me.

My older sisters went to HS with Linda Purl in Japan. She’s been to my house. I was just a kid, though.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/67 "2017-07-12T03:42:06Z")

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Michelle Williams…

She is around 3 years younger than me. I’d be happy just watching her act.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/68 "2017-07-12T05:44:09Z")

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Christina Hendricks: born same year, same month.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/69 "2017-07-12T06:07:36Z")

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Idris Elba, 3½ yrs younger

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/70 "2017-07-12T06:21:17Z")

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This is difficult for me, since Stevie Nicks and Jane Seymour are both 25+ years older than I am.

Ally Sheedy is technically\* just \*out of the range specified in the OP, by a little less than 2 months…but that’s close enough for me.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/71 "2017-07-12T10:26:03Z")

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> [@Edward\_The\_Head](#):
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> You can’t have her I saw her in Spin City first.

I called her first.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/72 "2017-07-12T10:49:21Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Valerie Bertinelli. Right at 5 years younger, to within a month.

On second thought, you can have her. I’ll take Maureen McCormick.

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**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/73 "2017-07-12T11:27:55Z")

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[Rose](https://imageproxy.viewbook.com/9ac1811207766a5d524b15505242e746_hd.jpg?fit=max&w=320&dpr=1) [Byrne](http://www.rtjsjg.com/data/out/160/4973571-rose-byrne-hd-wallpapers.jpg) is 4 years younger than me and she’s also my platonic ideal of “naturally elegant-pretty”.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/74 "2017-07-13T02:16:10Z")

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Hmm, within 5 years of my age I only like OLDER women, but on the 1/2 + 7 thing it would be someone much younger.

Amy Adams is 5 years older. So she makes the cut. Elizabeth Banks is a little more than 5 years older.

With the 1/2 + 7 rule, I’d have to think for awhile.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/75 "2017-07-13T02:26:24Z")

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I don’t have any age-appropriate crushes. Sorry, I guess I’m a perv. :o

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/76 "2017-07-13T11:50:16Z")

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Katey Sagal is one year younger than I am and smoking hot

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/77 "2017-07-13T14:26:54Z")

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Since I’m young, I’ll deliberately restrict myself to my birth year, and choose Anna Kendrick, as the first I found on a list of hot actresses born that year whom I both recognize and think is incredibly hot.

I could easily also go with Gal Gadot, Ashley Tisdale, Rooney Mara, Keira Nightly, Kaley Cuoco, Michelle Trachtenberg, Cristen Milotti, and so on.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/78 "2017-07-13T14:33:33Z")

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And, yes, I did just keep going until I ran out of editing time. IMDb makes it easy. Wish I’d found that list first.

> **[IMDb: Birth Date between 1985-01-01 and 1985-12-31,
Female
(Sorted by...](https://www.imdb.com/search/name/?birth_year=1985&gender=female&sort=starmeter,asc)**
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> IMDb's advanced search allows you to run extremely powerful queries over all people and titles in the database. Find exactly what you're looking for!

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Since they took my first two choices: Halle Berry and Elizabeth Hurley.  
So I’ll go for Andrea Montenegro (Peruvian) and Kerry Washington.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/80 "2017-07-13T18:59:21Z")

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I’ve had longstanding crushes on Kristin Chenoweth (3 years younger than me) and Famke Janssen (5 months older than me). But, in the past few years, both of them have clearly had cosmetic surgery done, and their looks have changed dramatically. I know that it’s part of what the entertainment industry seems to expect from actresses of a certain age, but I feel that both of them look worse for the procedure.

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