# Who is your age-aproptiate celebrtity crush?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 11, 2017, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987 "2017-07-11T08:06:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/141 "2017-07-20T06:18:19Z")

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Colin Farrell is just two years older than me, and he’s really my only celebrity crush. Yum yum yum x1000.

My second (thinkingly close in age) choice would be Vincent D’Onofrio, but I was surprised to find out he’s almost my mom’s age, so oh well. Almost everyone else I thought of was quite a bit older than me, too.

So just for fun, I looked up people born the same year as me to see who is cute. LOL. Hmm, Ginnifer Goodwin, though I don’t think I’ve seen anything by her. She is cute as a button. Dunno who this Santiago Cabrera guy is, but he’s very nice-looking. Kristofer Hivju, never saw him before, but he looks like fun (I guess he’s in “Thrones,” but I’m avoiding that for now out of general principle.) Damn, I had no idea Ashton Kutcher was almost exactly my age, but sooo not my type…

Ooh! I just looked up Ricky Whittle from “American Gods,” and he’s just a couple years younger than me, so I guess that works. 🙂 But almost every guy in that show is very sexy in his own way (it’s a nice show for dirty old ladies like me in that respect).

As you were. 😃

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/142 "2017-07-20T16:08:13Z")

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Ginnifer Goodwin is awesomely beautiful in her Snow White/warrior role on OUAT, but in her modern ‘present day’ Mom persona, her round head and odd short hair makes her look like the mom in Family Circle comic strip, lol.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/143 "2017-07-20T18:36:25Z")

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Hmm. Well, my longtime celebrity crush is Keira Knightley but, although I hate to admit it, she’s young enough to be my daughter. So here I’ll say Amanda Pays (five years older than me), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (three years older), Elisabeth Shue (one year older), and Sandra Bullock, Monica Bellucci and Courteney Cox (all born in the same year I was), and Tea Leoni (two years younger than me).

I wouldn’t kick any of 'em out of my bed…

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/144 "2017-07-20T20:14:13Z")

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Born in 1970…I thought it would be an easy choice but damn it all if they aren’t all hotties, every one of them.

[IMDB](http://www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_year=1970)

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/145 "2017-07-20T23:16:17Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> I was born on the exact same day as Halle Berry. That’s good enough for me!

You win the thread. Can’t get any more age-appropriate than that! She’s 3 years younger than I am, and still hot as hell, so I’m listing her as well.

Also on board with Valerie Bertinelli, on whom I’ve been crushing since I first saw “One Day at a Time” when I was 12 and she was 15.

I was shocked to learn that Dana Delaney is too old for me (by the parameters of this game) by 2 years. I don’t care.

As for someone who hasn’t been mentioned yet, I find [Alex Kingston](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005094/?ref_=nv_sr_1) (River Song of “Dotor Who,” Elizabeth Corday of “ER”) quite alluring. She is 4 months my senior.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/146 "2017-07-21T00:24:15Z")

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Denzel Washington is three days older than me. I’d take him in a heartbeat.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/147 "2017-07-21T02:40:41Z")

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> [@Elemenopy](#):
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> Colin Farrell is just two years older than me, and he’s really my only celebrity crush. Yum yum yum x1000.
> 
> My second (thinkingly close in age) choice would be Vincent D’Onofrio, but I was surprised to find out he’s almost my mom’s age, so oh well. Almost everyone else I thought of was quite a bit older than me, too.
> 
> So just for fun, I looked up people born the same year as me to see who is cute. LOL. Hmm, Ginnifer Goodwin, though I don’t think I’ve seen anything by her. She is cute as a button. Dunno who this Santiago Cabrera guy is, but he’s very nice-looking. Kristofer Hivju, never saw him before, but he looks like fun (I guess he’s in “Thrones,” but I’m avoiding that for now out of general principle.) Damn, I had no idea Ashton Kutcher was almost exactly my age, but sooo not my type…
> 
> Ooh! I just looked up Ricky Whittle from “American Gods,” and he’s just a couple years younger than me, so I guess that works. 🙂 But almost every guy in that show is very sexy in his own way (it’s a nice show for dirty old ladies like me in that respect).
> 
> As you were. 😃

VDO is 50 days older than I am. I’ll gladly take him off your hands.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/148 "2017-07-21T06:32:08Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> Ginnifer Goodwin is awesomely beautiful in her Snow White/warrior role on OUAT, but in her modern ‘present day’ Mom persona, her round head and odd short hair makes her look like the mom in Family Circle comic strip, lol.

I liked her in the Johnny Cash movie, as his first wife.

She’s popped up in town occasionally. Her husband, Josh Dallas, was born and raised in the area. He and my little brother went to high school together, even though they didn’t run in the same circles. Dallas has a role in the Marvelverse. He played one of the Warriors Three in the Thor movies.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/149 "2017-07-21T07:47:48Z")

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John Cusack is two years older than I am.

Patrick Warburton is four years older than I am.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/150 "2017-07-21T08:33:05Z")

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Charlize Theron is 3 weeks younger than me.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/151 "2017-07-22T03:21:59Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> VDO is 50 days older than I am. I’ll gladly take him off your hands.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for chomping Doritos, that’s for sure, I’m just going by the parameters of the OP. 😃 He kinda reminds me of one of my high school sweethearts, TBH.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/152 "2017-07-23T19:37:04Z")

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Valerie Bertinelli and Ally Sheedy , but 5 years either way is age appropriate ? My Wife doesn’t even fit in that window, we are 7 years apart.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/153 "2017-07-23T19:41:27Z")

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Marisa Tomei is 4 years and 9 months older than me.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/154 "2017-07-24T00:33:33Z")

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Oh, here’s a bit of an obscure one. Rachael Harris, from _Lucifer_ and occasionally _Suits_. She reminds me a lot of Julia Duffy, only even nicer but just as funny. She’s about a year older than me.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/155 "2017-07-24T01:25:01Z")

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As my first choice Sarah Michelle Gellar was outside the parameters given my age of 55, I would be thrilled beyond measure if Michelle Yeoh (age 54) the starship captain on the upcoming Star Trek Discovery, would accept my crushdom.

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/156 "2017-07-26T05:19:48Z")

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Two additions, with only 1 being technically eligible for inclusion. That one would be well-known, ubiquitous voice actress [Tara Strong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Strong), who is 2 days younger than I.

Out of the OP’s stated age range, but I’m listing anyway, is lovely actress [Milana Vayntrub](https://www.google.com/search?q=Milana+Vayntrub&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS749US749&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIx_P7mKbVAhXkg1QKHaWBDGUQ_AUICigB&biw=1600&bih=770#imgrc=NT7sWc3syGDd6M:), who is 14 years younger. But Hollywood has never had an issue with May-December romances, especially of the older male/younger female variety.

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/157 "2017-07-26T13:06:39Z")

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I forget Rachel Weisz, who I fell in love with the moment I saw her in “The Mummy.” She’s got about a year and a half on me.

Don’t tell her husband, James Bond.

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/158 "2017-07-26T13:38:20Z")

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Reba Mcentire

She’s 3 years older than me. Country girl that grew up on a ranch. Her father was a rodeo star.

I’d enjoy taking her horseback riding and hanging out in the country.

She looks great in casual clothes and makeup.  
[https://goo.gl/images/5ZkLVW](https://goo.gl/images/5ZkLVW)

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/159 "2017-07-27T15:24:34Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> Diane Lane is 4 yrs younger than my 56.
> 
> Alas, Susan Tedeschi is too young (46), and Emmylou Harris too old (70)!

Yep, [Diane Lane](http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/11/Diane-Lane.jpg) for me too. I’m 55.

Also [Marisa Tomei](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUwMjA3OTc3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTA1MzY1Mw@@._V1_UY317_CR12,0,214,317_AL_.jpg).

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-age-aproptiate-celebrtity-crush/790987/160 "2017-07-27T18:56:39Z")

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Fun fact: Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci and my pick Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi all born in 1964. Good year for Italians.

> [@Enright3](#):
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> Also [Marisa Tomei](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUwMjA3OTc3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTA1MzY1Mw@@._V1_UY317_CR12,0,214,317_AL_.jpg).

I am not completely immune to Ms. Tomei’s charms as [this almost 10-year old photo](https://imgur.com/a/ibzuy) from my hard drive will attest.

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