# Who is your celebrity crush and what are you doing to win them? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907 "2001-03-14T05:07:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/41 "2001-03-15T01:15:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Allworthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Allworthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Allworthy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/42 "2001-03-15T03:00:27Z")
I have a crush on Samantha Brown, hostess of Great Vacation Homes on the Travel Channel. As I show her the NBC shelter beneath my yurt on the Allagash river, the Big One hits (aka the Last Man on Earth scenario). ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/43 "2001-03-15T03:12:39Z")
My ultimate crush is on Kevin Griffin, the lead singer of Better Than Ezra. What am I doing to win him? Very little. I’ve met him before and talked to him for a little while. Other than that, I’m just staring at his picture and listening to his music. There’s something about a curly-haired guy that can sing… My other one is John Cusack. When he played in Being John Malkovich, he reminded me of one of my best friends, and that only made him sexier. I’m doing even less to win him. A girl can dream, though. ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/44 "2001-03-15T07:27:39Z")
Well, I know this is lame and I’m too old for this… but since you all are telling… I’m so unbelieveably in love with Joe Perry, the guitarist for Aerosmith. He is SO fine and SO talented and SO faithful to his women and has the most amazing hands and mouth. He is also a Virgo, as am I; and we have the same birthday. Now really, folks, don’t you think that means we should be together? Of course he’s married. I am too. But hey, there’s one more thing we have in common! What am I doing about it? Well… there’s not a hell of a lot I can do. If I at least lived in Boston, perhaps I could see him or something. I am hoping to be able to meet him someday at one of those pricey travel package meet and greets. And I have a webpage devoted to him… [telepathic message] Joe, send me email [/telepathic message] Also, I just love Vincent Spano, he is just the best looking man… the classic tall, dark and handsome. Those dimples…! He is also married, but we’ve discussed that already here. I also have a webpage devoted to him, one of the few out there. [telepathic message] Vincent, send me email [/telepathic message] Also got a thing for David Duchovny… Enough. The sad thing is, I KNOW I could make them really intensely happy, at least for a few hours. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/45 "2001-03-15T07:31:24Z")
I read recently an interview with the icky tom green that he and drew have broken up. He is waaaaaay broken hearted. So dudes, it’s time to make yer moves. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/46 "2001-03-15T07:58:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*This may be a slight hijack, but it fits. > When I was younger I had a huge crush on Sean Ysault, the bass player from the band White Zombie. \*\* you know she has her own band now, called Famous Monsters. They tour periodicly. based in New Orleans. check em out. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/47 "2001-03-15T08:02:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Jeff Hardy… > In a perfect world I’d be riding him like a circus pony.😉 \*\* 'Kay but if you get Jeff Hardy then I get **Lita**. [sub]Better keep this on the down-low, if our fellow Dopers find out we watch WWF we may never recover our dignity. So . . . . shhhhhhhhhh[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/48 "2001-03-15T15:38:33Z")
I have so many. The big ones are probably Bono, Sting (the musician), and Chris Pronger (captain of the St. Louis Blues). I don’t want to do anything about meeting them. That’s the point of having a celebrity crush. They can always the perfect fantasy. Besides, they are all married and so am I. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/49 "2003-04-08T03:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > 😛 > > Who is your celebrity mark and whats your move??? [/quote] [Jessica Taylor](http://www.whatsbetter.com/display.pyt?item=26663) There aren’t many pictures available on the internet that show her in her true, erm, light. Watch the new liberty x video. > [@](#): > > and whats your move??? ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/50 "2003-04-08T04:28:52Z")
Since I don’t know anything about the personalities of most current celebrities, I’ll have to go solely on looks and say Laetitia Casta. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/51 "2003-04-08T04:51:33Z")
\ Emma Watson. I’ll win her over by writing detailed, explicit fanfiction and posting it to her home address. \ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/52 "2003-04-08T05:31:14Z")
Karen Allen. Go watch Starman. You’ll see why. Also Hilary Duff. But I’ve got to wait a couple more years until she’s 18 and legal. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/53 "2003-04-08T06:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > **I go in next week for my next painful series of operations to make myself look more like Tom Green.** That’d be a lot funnier if I hadn’t already had testicular cancer. :mad: Just kidding. After giving up a testicle for no good reason, I can honestly say that if I had a left testicle, I’d give it up for a six-month romance with Paige Davis. I’m currently doing nothing to get her. Her husband is probably a better husband than I would be and I would hate to make her suffer. I am thinking about going on a fifty-state killing spree, however, but that’s just for a little “me time”. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/54 "2003-04-08T10:07:19Z")
Matthew Perry _sigh_ Letters, lots and lots of Letters! Letters with my body parts in them, yes thats right . My body parts, now what man wouldn’t want me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/55 "2003-04-08T10:31:42Z")
Jeri Ryan. I am hopelessly besotted with the Borg-lady, but at present she is playing hard to get: living on another continent, being completely unaware that I even exist… the little tease 😃 My plan to win her heart is to teleport spontaneously into her presence, whereupon she will be so startled and impressed that she will suggest we make out like crazed weasels then and there. One taste of my fantastic lovemaking technique and she will be my helpless slave for life. You may well say that this is a long shot, but I am obliged to retort “Compared to what, exactly?” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/56 "2003-04-08T12:44:27Z")
Elijah Wood. What I’m doing? Nothing. Sad, isn’t it? Then, of course, there is my burning love for Gabrielle, the battling bard of Potadeia. One thing that’s going to complicate our relationship is the unfortunate fact that she doesn’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/57 "2003-04-08T14:24:57Z")
Jake Gyllenhaal. He will be mine, oh yes…he WILL be mine… but I’m not doing anything to win him over… I’m waiting for him to come to ME. ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/58 "2003-04-08T14:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*My celebrity crush is Drew Barrymore. > My plan to win her over? Well, I figure she is a fellow doper and will be won over by this post, email me, and from there we’ll live happily ever after. \*\* **blur** I just spoke to Drew and she would love to meet you but since you don’t have your e-mail option enabled in your profile she decided to go with someone else. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/59 "2003-04-08T15:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coil \* > \*\ ***blur** I just spoke to Drew and she would love to meet you but since you don’t have your e-mail option enabled in your profile she decided to go with someone else. 😛 \*\* Bad luck! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907/60 "2003-04-08T15:59:08Z")
[Anne Archer](http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/celeb.aspx?c=130190) and [Patricia Heaton](http://www.patriciaheatononline.com/links.html). I’m trying to win them both by sitting on my ass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush-and-what-are-you-doing-to-win-them/57907.md?page=4)