# Who is your celebrity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 28, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142 "2016-09-28T19:28:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/41 "2016-09-29T10:46:48Z")
Ever wonder why Goldie Hawn never married Kurt Russell? That’s right, she’s been keeping her options open in case we ever meet. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/42 "2016-09-29T14:03:42Z")
Not really a celebrity, but: Sanne Mestrom, saxophonist/bassoonist in the Johann Strauss Orchestra. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/43 "2016-09-29T14:14:27Z")
Alfre Woodard ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/44 "2016-09-29T14:17:43Z")
My current sweet baby is [Mr. Tom “Lucifer” Ellis](http://www.thehairstyler.com/celebrity-hairstyles/tom-ellis). I don’t know how I lived without him before but if I have my way, Ima grind him like a fresh cuppa coffee. My girl crush is Kate Mckinnon. She’s so darned hot and funny and just. . . wow. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/45 "2016-09-29T14:20:12Z")
I’m a celebrity crush junkie: Christina Hendricks : Redhead bombshell with killer eyes and killer curves. She makes my liver quiver. Elizabeth Hurley : Better and better with age. Absolutely stunning looks and legs for miles. Jennifer Love Hewitt : Always thought she was beautiful. Elizabeth Shue : Epitome of a blonde bombshell. Models : Brooklyn Decker, Kate Upton, Charlotte McKinney. Obvious reasons… ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/46 "2016-09-29T14:41:18Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I’ve had a lot of celebrity crushes, but if I had to pick one, the one that will always last, it’s gonna be Tom Selleck. He and Sam Elliot can eat crackers in my bed ANYTIME. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/47 "2016-09-29T15:05:11Z")
Katy Perry. Love a curvy brunette. ---
**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/48 "2016-09-29T15:18:29Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > > [@bump](#): > > > > Sofia Vergara. > > She does absolutely nothing for me. That’s cool; she does enough for me for the both of us. > [@bump](#): > > Oh… throw Christina Hendricks on there… Good god, yes! My current #1 > [@bump](#): > > … as well as Catherine Bell (in about 2000). My previous #1, before I found out that she was into Scientology, and then she got that funky nose job. > [@Tangent](#): > > Milana Vayntrub (AT&T spokeswoman “Lily”) Yes! > [@Tangent](#): > > Hayley Atwell (Marvel’s Agent Carter) Hell yes! Also, Salma Hayek, Rosario Dawson and Vanessa Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/49 "2016-09-29T16:42:55Z")
Always had a thing for Allison Janney as [C.J. Craig](https://www.google.com/search?q=c.j.+cregg&safe=active&biw=1192&bih=587&noj=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiztb-7grXPAhUW7WMKHU_mDAoQ_AUICigD) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/50 "2016-09-29T16:48:40Z")
Aubrey Plaza and Sarah Hyland–something about those big eyes. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/51 "2016-09-29T17:12:02Z")
[Emmy Rossum.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiLcw4juIMk) Not every outfit in this video flatters her but she is amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/52 "2016-09-29T17:29:03Z")
Halle Berry. If she’s otherwise occupied it would be Kerry Washington off the bench. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/53 "2016-09-29T17:44:58Z")
And for my totally age-inappropriate crush, we have the lovely [Ariel Winter](https://www.google.com/search?q=Ariel+Winter&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZxsfljrXPAhUX12MKHdTgC-AQ_AUICCgB&biw=1192&bih=587). Good _LORD_, she is hot. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/54 "2016-09-29T17:53:12Z")
[Idris Elba.](http://tomandlorenzo.com/2016/07/idris-elba-at-kiss-fm-in-london/) He’s the reason I haven’t remarried after my divorce. Cuz he doesn’t live in the far west suburbs of Chicago… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/55 "2016-09-29T19:29:50Z")
> [@bump](#): > > Sofia Vergara. I’m more of a Julie Bowen man, myself. Knew a woman…no, I won’t go further. 😉 > [@Superdude](#): > > Rashida Jones is Top 5, easily. How many dimples does she have? When she smiles that quirky, little smile I melt before I can count them all. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/56 "2016-09-29T19:48:43Z")
[Adrien Brody.](http://richestcelebrities.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Adrien-Brody-Net-Worth.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/57 "2016-09-29T19:57:57Z")
Lena Headey and I will walk on the beach, drawing hearts in the sand to watch them as the tide washes them away. And later, cow tipping. ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/58 "2016-09-29T22:52:38Z")
They come and go for the most part, however I have always gotten to a point where Drew Barrymore would edge others out. And then there are the “if time travel…” ones like a 1930s Barbara Stanwyck, a 1930s through 1940s Jean Arthur (that voice slays me) or 1940s through 1960s Maureen O’Hara. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/59 "2016-09-29T23:56:15Z")
Kesha ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142/60 "2016-09-30T00:03:35Z")
She’s not as celebritous now as she has been, but I’m still going to stick with Kari Byron. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-celebrity-crush/767142.md?page=4)