# Who is your go-to example of a Stone Fox?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 22, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165 "2014-10-22T17:58:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/41 "2015-02-04T18:59:40Z")

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Clive Owen.

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/42 "2015-02-04T19:02:44Z")

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Is this meant only for the gents to reply? If, not, I say it doesn’t get much stonier or foxier than [Chris Hemsworth](http://www.thewallpapers.org/2776/actors/chris-hemsworth).

For ladies, Sofia Vergara always comes to my mind first.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
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Since she is 21 I only feel mildly guilty by saying [Molly Quinn](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/29/3b/60/293b609a2213ba64c778c661badafa09.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
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But these are all people putting out a performance… a product. Its like asking me which ad agency I want fluffing me. btw- A: None.

Stone Fox? That’s an IRL thing. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/45 "2015-02-04T22:16:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Emma Stone.

Woot!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/46 "2015-02-04T22:24:22Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> But these are all people putting out a performance… a product. Its like asking me which ad agency I want fluffing me. btw- A: None.
> 
> Stone Fox? That’s an IRL thing. Sorry.

I’m not sure I know anyone like that IRL! I think of that line in **Mean Girls** , something like “that group of girls who will always be the most beautiful girls you’ve ever seen up close/IRL” and I’m not sure who that would be. I don’t know any sexy people!!

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**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/47 "2015-02-04T22:36:48Z")

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IRL: (besides my lovely wife) a woman I used to work with, about my age (40ish), athletic, long wavy dark hair… I kind of hate when she’s updated her status on LinkedIn, because her profile picture shows up in my news feed and… Damn! I mean, it’s a very professional head shot, not risqué at all, but… I say again… Damn!

As far as celebrities, I don’t know. It varies day by day. Halle Berry is always a good choice.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/48 "2015-02-04T22:40:40Z")

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Jesus people, post links for those of us who haven’t achieved a Gandhi level of sexual control yet.

[Riley Voelkel](http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Riley+Voelkel+vFSrQlnHgCqm.jpg)

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/49 "2015-02-04T23:15:25Z")

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Monica Bellucci - The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/50 "2015-02-04T23:17:06Z")

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Sophia Loren. [https://www.google.com/search?q=sophia+loren&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=16fSVM71Dc-wsAS0r4F4&ved=0CAUQ\_AU](https://www.google.com/search?q=sophia+loren&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=16fSVM71Dc-wsAS0r4F4&ved=0CAUQ_AU)  
She is my go-to example of the ultimate Stone Fox.  
However, I would gladly poison/strangle her and 20 like her for 1 Lynsay Dawn MacKensie. (sp.) I think that she is the ultimate woman, just not a Stone Fox.  
Also, I’m at work, and I suspect most of her photos are NSFW, so no linkee from me.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/51 "2015-02-05T00:36:43Z")

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> [@handsomeharry](#):
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> Sophia Loren. [sophia loren - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=sophia+loren&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=16fSVM71Dc-wsAS0r4F4&ved=0CAUQ_AU)  
> She is my go-to example of the ultimate Stone Fox.  
> However, I would gladly poison/strangle her and 20 like her for 1 Lynsay Dawn MacKensie. (sp.) I think that she is the ultimate woman, just not a Stone Fox.  
> Also, I’m at work, and I suspect most of her photos are NSFW, so no linkee from me.

You like big fake ones, huh?

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/52 "2015-02-05T01:09:48Z")

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[Katey Sagal](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/)  
[Allison Janney](http://www.zap2it.com/blogs/mom_anna_faris_makes_allison_janney_a_first-time_grandma-2013-09)  
[Emmy Lou Harris](http://www.americansongwriter.com/2014/11/emmylou-harris-honored-star-concert/)

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/53 "2015-02-05T01:35:53Z")

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Tried to watch _The Bridge._ It sucked, but:

[Stephanie](http://anthem-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/dev_SIGMAN.jpg) [Sigman](http://madmamacitas.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dptosoltera01-580x385.jpg)

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Gina Lollobrigida and Linda Vaughn.

(Oh God am I showing my age)

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> You like big fake ones, huh?

If loving hers are wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/56 "2015-02-05T01:52:07Z")

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Whilst Emma Stone has been mentioned, I think I can top it with Sharon Stone (in her prime, of course).

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/57 "2015-02-05T01:58:06Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> I’m not sure I know anyone like that IRL! I think of that line in **Mean Girls** , something like “that group of girls who will always be the most beautiful girls you’ve ever seen up close/IRL” and I’m not sure who that would be. I don’t know any sexy people!!

Nope… me neither. That magical mix of guts enough to shake my hand, confidence enough to say her name, and personality enough to hold a conversation with the likes of me?  
Yeah, they don’t make those & probably never have. That’s why there’s TV, make-up, and writers.

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A recent discovery:

[Victoria Smurfit](https://www.google.com/search?q=victoria+smurfit&espv=2&biw=1729&bih=873&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pdDSVKejKsijgwSwx4LAAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgdii=_)

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/59 "2015-02-05T17:32:11Z")

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Charlize Theron (already plenty of pics in this thread), Audrey Hepburn and [Rachel Riley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Riley).

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**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-go-to-example-of-a-stone-fox/702165/60 "2015-02-05T17:51:49Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> A recent discovery:
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> [Victoria Smurfit](https://www.google.com/search?q=victoria+smurfit&espv=2&biw=1729&bih=873&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pdDSVKejKsijgwSwx4LAAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgdii=_)

Her name always makes me think of an angry Papa Smurf.

_“Smurf it. Smurf it all to Hell.”_

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