# Who is your inner rock star? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125 "2001-05-31T20:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/21 "2001-06-01T01:27:59Z")
Supposedly, I’m **Beck.** If I had my druthers, I’d ruther be Steve Perry, or Joe Satriani. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/22 "2001-06-01T02:11:51Z")
Arg. Ricky Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/23 "2001-06-01T02:15:00Z")
Wow, I’m Bjork too. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/24 "2001-06-01T02:24:38Z")
Oh yeah, the rock star in you is all Macy Gray. You are an intriguing, glamorous, groovy girl— free and fabulous as they come. You and Macy have got a lot going on and people just want to know what makes you tick. One minute sophisticated urban diva, next minute keeping it true to the street, you are style, sass, and cool without even trying. You are the goddess of groovy living and girl power, unleashing your fanciful whims through your words, dreams, and independent lifestyle. Feed your inner Macy Gray, honey. \*We love to watch. \* rowrrrrr. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/25 "2001-06-01T03:14:56Z")
This thing is obviously deranged. I couldn’t be less like **Ricky Martin.** Out of the celebs available, I would have expected to score closer to a Sting or a Chris Isaak. With THAT, I could deal. - Dave ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/26 "2001-06-01T03:31:28Z")
I am so Beck-ish, so Beck-like, so Beck-azoid, so entirely Beck except for the fact I am female, although I get the feeling he is in touch with his feminine side big time. My dream is to go to Amsterdam and see a Beck concert with Coldfire…(once again, do NOT reveal this to Mr. Beckwall) ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/27 "2001-06-01T03:36:54Z")
Still another Beck, here. What’s up with this. Are we all more alike than we realize? Great minds think alike? Yeah! That’s it! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/28 "2001-06-01T03:50:31Z")
Damn, I’m Bjork too. Fitting for a Kryddstelpa. (Means Spice Girl in **Icelandic** - Ginger=Spice, Girl=Me!) ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/29 "2001-06-01T04:06:48Z")
Oh gawd. I am Ricky Martin. Somebody, please kill me. I am not living la vida loca… ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/30 "2001-06-01T04:07:29Z")
Another Beck here – who looks like the male version of Bjork, by the way they have the possible results set up: ```auto Ricky Martin Britney Spears Eminem Madonna Chris IsaacSade Lenny Kravitz Macy Gray Tommy Lee Courtney Love Beck Bjork Sting Celine Dion Randy Travis Faith Hill ``` So, uh, I’ve heard of Beck, but all I know is his name and what’s in the description. (Oh yeah, and I knew one of his songs was called “Loser”.) But that’s it.Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/31 "2001-06-01T04:16:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\*Oh gawd. > > I am Ricky Martin. Somebody, please kill me. > I am not living la vida loca… > \*\* [obscure Canadian reference} **bernse** , sweetie, we couldn’t kill you. Then we’d only have Ian Tyson as our resident rock star! [/obscure Canadian reference} ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/32 "2001-06-01T04:55:31Z")
The whiskey rasp, the biting lyrics, the world-weary perspective . . . and that Rebecca DeMornay thing. Definitely Leanord Cohen. Huh? The web thing? Oh. Beck. What’s that about. He’s a loser, baby. Why don’t we kill him? (Actually, he gives a great concert, but it better be indoors. Outdoors he’s liable to blow away in the first stiff breeze.) ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/33 "2001-06-01T05:13:23Z")
I’m Lenny Kravitz, too, which is funny since my wife has the hots for him. ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/34 "2001-06-01T08:19:00Z")
Shoot me please, I’m Faith Hill. ew. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/35 "2001-06-01T08:28:35Z")
I went back and changed answers to how I would answer them if I WAS a rock star, and it said I was Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/36 "2001-06-01T09:03:20Z")
Bjork. (“Oh, Bjork, Bjork, were you brought by the stork - or were you created from butter and cork?” - the Brunching Shuttlecocks) ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/37 "2001-06-01T15:46:45Z")
_she’s small, and she’s odd, like an electron or quark [sub]oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork[/sub] She’s much more attractive than even Judge Bork [sub]oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork[/sub] I’d travel the nation, LA to New York [sub]oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork[/sub] –but she’s probably in Iceland, so that wouldn’t work [sub]oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork[/sub]_ ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/38 "2001-06-01T16:14:17Z")
I came up Bjork, but if it were up to me, I’d be Dave Navarro. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/39 "2001-06-01T16:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > > \*\*Oh gawd. > > > > I am Ricky Martin. Somebody, please kill me. > > I am not living la vida loca… > > \*\* > > [obscure Canadian reference} > **bernse** , sweetie, we couldn’t kill you. Then we’d only have Ian Tyson as our resident rock star! > [/obscure Canadian reference} \*\* Thanks Ginger, I now have reason to live knowing you care. I may be able to make it past the shame. But let me get one thing straight. Are you calling Ian Tyson a _Rock Star_??? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-your-inner-rock-star/67125/40 "2001-06-01T17:15:38Z")
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