# Who isn't married to PurpleBear? Let's clear this up! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005 "2000-08-03T16:34:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/21 "2000-08-04T00:10:22Z")
Well, I asked my husband, and he says that he’s not purplebear, so I guess that means I’m not married to her either. Darn. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/22 "2000-08-04T02:00:47Z")
_looks at empty ring finger_ I’m not married to her either, but do count her as a close friend. And that’s WAY more important isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/23 "2000-08-04T02:08:35Z")
I’m still giggling over what Doctor Jackson wrote. Hmmm… I’ve got a pretty diamond ring on, but it’s not because I’m married (or even close to it _sniffle_ ). And I don’t want to further DRY’s dirty rumour that I’m bisexual… sorry, purplebear, I guess I’m not married to you either. But you’ve got Mr. Bear, right? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/24 "2000-08-04T04:13:00Z")
Well, I’m pretty sure that I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/25 "2000-08-04T04:16:54Z")
I’m not married to her. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/26 "2000-08-04T04:43:17Z")
Well, we’re not married in the _traditional_ sense of the word… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/27 "2000-08-04T04:47:19Z")
[quote] **drop,m’dear. Flirting with you is always a pleasure!** Hmmm, she enjoys my flirting. I guess that proves it. We are NOT married. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/28 "2000-08-04T09:27:48Z")
“A young man married is a man that’s marr’d” –All’s Well that Ends Well, Act 2, Scene iii ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/29 "2000-08-04T10:00:43Z")
Hey! It wasn’t me that done did it otay? Hmmm nope, tis not i, who is betrothed to PurpleBear. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/30 "2000-08-04T15:55:28Z")
See what you started, Chief? And, VB is continuing it! \ Ok, ok. For the record: I am most _definitely_ NOT married to any female. Not my thing at all. No offense, to all you wonderful ladies out here. 🙂 Thanks, Persephone, what a sweet thing to say! As to all of you handsome men…😉 Well, in this country,it’s only legal to be married to one man at a time. \ SouthernStyle, it wasn’t _me_! Honest! It wasn’t!! :eek: DoctorJ, that only proves you don’t know me very well! Just ask Mr Bear how often _I_ ask _him_ for sex!! _BLUSH_ \ I did love what you put, though! 🙂 pf, thanks. _BLUSH_ You’re a very dear friend, I treasure you. Happy Birthday, again, btw! _smoooch!_ Yes, dpr, it is to me. The feeling is mutual, my friend. Audrey, yes, I sure do! Even if he _is_ in another country at the moment. _POUT_ Shayna, you’re such a dear! You always know how to make me smile! See-----\> 😃 drop, sweetie, you’ve been hanging out with the wrong women, if _that’s_ what you think! 😛 I flirt with hubby much more now than I did when we first got married. DRY. I have only one thing to say to you about your comment: **PHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!** :wally JB, while this may be true, still, doesn’t our virtual water balloon fight count for something? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/31 "2000-08-04T16:25:30Z")
See, I wanted to be married to PB, but when I was flirting with her, Mr. Bear showed up and promised to drop a bomb on my head. As wonderful as she is, I decided that I wouldn’t press my luck. Darn it, I’m a coward. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/32 "2000-08-04T19:57:15Z")
Nope, not me, either, altho there was that dream I had… 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/33 "2000-08-04T20:55:16Z")
I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/34 "2000-08-05T00:59:59Z")
Hmmm, yes yes yes, i seem to remember that virtual water balloon fight. Unless my memory is going, you left me stranded sitting in a lawn chair with a wet t-shirt. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/35 "2000-08-05T03:23:20Z")
I’m not married to her either but I played her husband on TV in that commercial after the Superbowl. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/36 "2000-08-05T05:59:45Z")
You guys are so sweet! No wonder I like it here so much! I bet you can see the red glow emanating from my face from wherever you are at, can’t you? Ummmm…Daniel… do tell, _please_? \ 😉 JB, check your email lately? \ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/37 "2000-08-05T06:08:13Z")
Egads!! You’ve got mail from Purplebear! Woo hoo Be right back PB. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005/38 "2000-08-05T08:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\*pf, thanks. _BLUSH_ You’re a very dear friend, I treasure you. Happy Birthday, again, btw! _smoooch!_ > > \*\* Thank you for the kiss…hey…maybe I am married to you, seeing I’m the only one here you gave a kiss to. YEAH!! ;)🙂 Thank you for the b’day wish again. I will always be your friend, no matter what! _smooch_ back at you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-isnt-married-to-purplebear-lets-clear-this-up/28005.md?page=1)