# Who keeps a sexual to-do list?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 5, 2012, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738 "2012-09-05T12:42:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/1 "2012-09-05T12:42:46Z")
An amputee. A postal worker. An Ugandan. An Accountant. The Ice Cream Man. A woman over six feet. A man with three balls.
That isn’t my to-do list but some examples I’ve heard over the years.
I used to have one but I found it useless, in the way I relate to women. The women I want to fuck are usually women that I like and respect. I see them more than just some checkmark on a list. I would feel guilty about bragging about hooking up with them. And then there’s women I don’t respect, and I don’t have any desire to fuck a woman I don’t respect. Or talking about hooking up with such women, to other people.
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### Author:  [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/2 "2012-09-05T13:10:03Z")
I never kept a to-do list, but in college my girlfriend and I kept a where-to-do list. In the library stacks, on the 50 yard line in the football stadium, in a lecture hall…
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### Author:  [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/3 "2012-09-05T13:48:10Z")
Anal. Check.
In public. Check.
Five times in one day. Check.
…is one way to organize, as is your list of generic types, as is actual people. “Someday, when I’m a big boy, I want to…”
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### Author:  [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/4 "2012-09-05T13:50:50Z")
first thing on mine:have sex with someone else…
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### Author:  [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/5 "2012-09-05T14:00:15Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#):
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> first thing on mine:have sex with someone else…
There is a marketplace forum here, where you might get some volunteers.
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### Author:  [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/6 "2012-09-05T14:20:32Z")
My sexual to-do list:
Kids asleep - check.
Wife awake - check.
We are cleared for takeoff!
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/7 "2012-09-05T14:26:37Z")
Two words: Identical twins.
Funnily enough, I met a pair last weekend. But I couldn’t talk to them much because I was busy setting up another date. And in cold stark reality, I seriously doubt that they do threesomes together.
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### Author:  [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/8 "2012-09-05T14:47:18Z")
I don’t have a specific sexual to-do list (although the concept is intriguing), but I do have a general Bucket List with three sex-related items on it:
1. Join the Mile-High Club.
2. Have sex with a black woman.
3. Have sex with an Asian woman.
Someday, if I ever have the time, money, and most importantly, Mrs. Homie’s approval (yeah, right), I’m going to go to Carson City and visit the brothels…
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/9 "2012-09-05T14:55:14Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> Two words: Identical twins.
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> Funnily enough, I met a pair last weekend. But I couldn’t talk to them much because I was busy setting up another date. And in cold stark reality, I seriously doubt that they do threesomes together.
That’s one of the few left on mine.
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/10 "2012-09-05T15:04:34Z")
I’ve finished my list and wont be reliving it again. ☹
Youth does have its advantages.
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### Author:  [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/11 "2012-09-05T15:09:23Z")
Who keeps a sexual “To-Do” list?
My first guess is that such a list would be kept by insecure, immature narcissists who do not have any real idea how to relate to another living person as a peer rather than as a sexual playtoy.
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### Author:  [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/12 "2012-09-05T16:46:59Z")
I don’t have a formal list but I do have a couple of things I want to do. A mother daughter threesome kind of turns me on or even an older woman younger woman thing. Now that I have past the big 60 I seem to find myself wanting one more affair with a twenty something. I have had a couple of possible opportunities but for some reason felt very odd playing the game and turned away from it. I guess if it is going to happen i just might have to pay for it.
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### Author:  [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/13 "2012-09-05T16:51:22Z")
**OP** : I thought you were leaving and going to a different message board. Can you hurry up and do that please?
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### Author:  [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/14 "2012-09-05T16:59:55Z")
Not a who-to-do, but what-to-do? Definitely.
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/15 "2012-09-05T17:27:17Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> Not a who-to-do, but what-to-do? Definitely.
Same. There’s a certain amount of ‘who’ implied in a couple of the 'what’s, but they’d be more ‘if I’m in a sexual relationship with someone I can actually do this with, then I want to do it’.
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### Author:  [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/16 "2012-09-05T17:37:22Z")
Kind of, but I was an inexperienced teenager at the time and so it was a pretty pathetic list. And it was mostly just a joke. A guy with a bunch of tattoos (check), a Latino (half check I guess?), a public place (several checks)…I can’t even remember the rest.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/17 "2012-09-05T17:44:21Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Someday, if I ever have the time, money, and most importantly, Mrs. Homie’s approval (yeah, right), I’m going to go to Carson City and visit the brothels…
Years ago I lived in Carson City. The women who worked the brothels are pretty much the same demographic as the rest of that area: white, mainly scrawny Scots-Irish. It’s the customers who come from far away (mainly in the cabs of long-haul trucks).
Also, they don’t want the front parlor to become a a sausagefest of guys who can’t make up their minds. (who would want to walk into what they expect to be a sexual situation only to be met by a crowd of guys and the air filled with man-stink?) The women on duty line up, and you must make your choice right away or be asked to leave. For this reason, men usually choose what’s familiar to them: whichever woman who most resembles their wives.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/18 "2012-09-05T18:00:16Z")
I have only one ball. Check your list.
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/19 "2012-09-05T18:04:37Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> **OP** : I thought you were leaving and going to a different message board. Can you hurry up and do that please?
Inappropriate, Mr. Bees. If the OP bothers you so much, stay out of her threads. There’s one in the Pit more suited to this.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/20 "2012-09-05T18:10:16Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> I don’t have a specific sexual to-do list (although the concept is intriguing), but I do have a general Bucket List with three sex-related items on it:
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> 1. Join the Mile-High Club.
> 2. Have sex with a black woman.
> 3. Have sex with an Asian woman.
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> Someday, if I ever have the time, money, and most importantly, Mrs. Homie’s approval (yeah, right), I’m going to go to Carson City and visit the brothels…
You’ll have to switch 18 and 19. 'Cause, you know, once you…oh, never mind.
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