# Who keeps a sexual to-do list? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 5, 2012, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738 "2012-09-05T12:42:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/21 "2012-09-05T18:51:44Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Two words: Identical twins. > [@Antinor01](#): > > That’s one of the few left on mine. So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/22 "2012-09-05T18:54:39Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Who keeps a sexual “To-Do” list? > > My first guess is that such a list would be kept by insecure, immature narcissists who do not have any real idea how to relate to another living person as a peer rather than as a sexual playtoy. Thats exactly right because no one can have a strong sex drive and a decent imagination and still be able to interact with people. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/23 "2012-09-05T18:55:32Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > 1. Join the Mile-High Club. > 2. Have sex with a black woman. > 3. Have sex with an Asian woman. I never thought I’d be writing to this thread. But recently I was on a trans-Atlantic flight and I realized the attractive woman across the aisle was supermodel Naomi Campbell… ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/24 "2012-09-05T18:58:01Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay. Not ultimate fantasy, just something I haven’t done. Also, who said they even had to touch each other? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/25 "2012-09-05T19:07:57Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay. A brother of a friend said he had to move out of his apartment because his roommate was friends with a set of male twins and when they would come over they would pester him into having a 3-way with them even though they knew he wasn’t gay. I don’t have a list. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/26 "2012-09-05T19:08:22Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Thats exactly right because no one can have a strong sex drive and a decent imagination and still be able to interact with people. Consider the originator of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/27 "2012-09-05T19:14:27Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I never thought I’d be writing to this thread. But recently I was on a trans-Atlantic flight and I realized the attractive woman across the aisle was supermodel Naomi Campbell… …who was berating and throwing her cell phone at her Asian assistant. Before I knew it, the three of us were in the First Class lavatory… ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/28 "2012-09-05T19:17:30Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > I have only one ball. Check your list. You’re Hitler? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/29 "2012-09-05T19:31:25Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Consider the originator of the thread. Noted. But others have posted too. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/30 "2012-09-05T19:42:06Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay. Technically, that would be called _twincest_, assuming they didn’t restrict themselves to activities with the unrelated party. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/31 "2012-09-05T20:06:48Z")
My lottery winnings are going straight to Neve Campbell and Denise Richards for a private remake of Wild Things. Mr. Damon will not be invited, thought Mrs. Ducati has mentioned a strong penchant for some Bacon… We’ve done pretty much everything else we can think of. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/32 "2012-09-05T20:49:30Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > …who was berating and throwing her cell phone at her Asian assistant. Before I knew it, the three of us were in the First Class lavatory… I’ll have you know that all jokes I post are developed by certified humor professionals and tested to ensure they are in full premise compliance. Naomi Campbell is of Jamaican and Chinese ancestry. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/33 "2012-09-05T20:50:25Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay. I’ve actually read that safe, sane, and consentual incest fantasies are common amongst only children, especially same-age fantasies (you know, brothers and sisters). Because only children can’t really conceive of the visceral disgust that lies in sleeping with your sibling. Just something I’ve read. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/34 "2012-09-05T21:03:26Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > first thing on mine:have sex with someone else… Ah, I see why the kitten’s in danger then. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/35 "2012-09-05T21:14:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ve actually read that safe, sane, and consentual incest fantasies are common amongst only children, especially same-age fantasies (you know, brothers and sisters). Because only children can’t really conceive of the visceral disgust that lies in sleeping with your sibling. > > Just something I’ve read. So you’re saying that \*\*tdn \*\*and \*\*Antinor01 \*\* are best off looking for underage twins to fulfill this fantasy? ---
**Author:** ![TurboNuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@TurboNuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TurboNuke)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/36 "2012-09-06T03:46:25Z")
I dont have a list but I would definitely do a little person. Its not like Im looking or anything but if a dwarf woman offered Id definitely do it though dwarfs arent particularly sexy. I mentioned this to the guys at work and they looked at me like I had two heads. You just have to do it. Why do you climb the mountain? Because its there. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/37 "2012-09-06T05:08:22Z")
I have no person list, but recently on a European trip I told my wife that I would greatly appreciate it if we could arrange to “celebrate” when in Athens, Istanbul, and Rome. Mission accomplished. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/38 "2012-09-06T05:17:04Z")
Like someone else already said - Not a **who** to do list, but yes to a **what** to do list. Even in my younger days I never had a “who to do list.” It took me a while to find him, I’m almost 50, but I am now lucky enough to have a boyfriend who is as sexually adventurous as I am. We often talk about what we want to try next. Communicating about your desires is the key to great sex. Argh!! I wish he was here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/39 "2012-09-06T11:13:45Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > I do have a general Bucket List with three sex-related items on it: > > 1. Join the Mile-High Club. > 2. Have sex with a black woman. > 3. Have sex with an Asian woman. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > recently I was on a trans-Atlantic flight and I realized the attractive woman across the aisle was supermodel Naomi Campbell… > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Naomi Campbell is of Jamaican and Chinese ancestry. & here I thought “threesome” involved the number of people involved, not the number of fantasies involved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738/40 "2012-09-06T12:01:50Z")
Don’t get your sexual To-Do list mixed up with your Grocery List. That can get awkward. (“Salmon and hummus? Hmmm.”) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-keeps-a-sexual-to-do-list/633738.md?page=3)