# Who kisses their dogs on the lips?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-kisses-their-dogs-on-the-lips/154315>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-kisses-their-dogs-on-the-lips/154315 "2003-02-11T07:34:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![SojournerSamson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SojournerSamson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SojournerSamson)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-kisses-their-dogs-on-the-lips/154315/41 "2003-02-12T02:01:34Z")

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Besseme Mucho Pooch-o. I even dance with dogs. Happiness is a warm mini-dachshund.

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**Author:** ![stjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@stjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stjen)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-kisses-their-dogs-on-the-lips/154315/42 "2003-02-12T04:00:29Z")

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A warning from the surgeon general – do not, under any circumstances, kiss your pet bird on the beak. You could catch a serious ailment.  
It’s called Chirpies.

It’s a canarial disease, and it’s untweetable. 😃

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