# Who knew the Donald had a son . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914 "2012-03-16T00:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/1 "2012-03-16T00:24:42Z")
. . . and that he’s pro-same-sex-marriage, and he’s got great hair (which apparently skips a generation). [Store here](http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2012/03/14/Donald_Trump_jr_used_to_Wish_Every_Guy_Was_Gay/). ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/2 "2012-03-16T00:47:01Z")
He is the the Apprentice with Dad, as is one of his brothers. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/3 "2012-03-16T00:49:56Z")
I obviously don’t watch that. I never heard of him having any kids at all. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/4 "2012-03-16T01:41:18Z")
Three by Ivana – Donald Jr, Ivanka, and Eric, all of whom appear on _Celebrity Apprentice_, plus Tiffany (sic) by his second wife Marla and Barron (sic) by his third wife Melania. Apparently no one explained nouveau riche names to him. And how sad is it that I know the names and mothers of all five of Trump’s children. I also know Paris Hilton’s shoe size, which is even sadder. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/5 "2012-03-16T01:57:28Z")
I’d heard one of his kids was recently shooting animals in Africa for trophies, so I figured he’s an asshole like the father is. ---
**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/6 "2012-03-16T03:28:23Z")
If you’ve never seen Ivanka Trump it would do you well to google her image. How that girl sprung from The Donalds loins is one of those unansweable questions ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/7 "2012-03-16T03:33:19Z")
[_Born Rich_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342143/) is a documentary about children of the extremely rich and it features Ivanka (among others). It’s streaming on Netflix if you’re interested. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/8 "2012-03-16T13:09:45Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Three by Ivana – Donald Jr, Ivanka, and Eric, all of whom appear on _Celebrity Apprentice_, plus Tiffany (sic) by his second wife Marla and Barron (sic) by his third wife Melania. Apparently no one explained nouveau riche names to him. > > And how sad is it that I know the names and mothers of all five of Trump’s children. > > I also know Paris Hilton’s shoe size, which is even sadder. Size 11 or was it 13 narow? 😛 those are some big dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/9 "2012-03-16T14:11:14Z")
Anyone else think Rumsfeld was back in the news? ---
**Author:** ![storyguide3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@storyguide3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyguide3)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/10 "2012-03-16T14:44:39Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Tiffany (sic) by his second wife Marla and Barron (sic) by his third wife Melania. Apparently no one explained nouveau riche names to him. I’m a little confused, you mean that Tiffany and Barron \*\*are \*\*nouveau riche names or that he should have called the kids something else so that they **would have** nouveau riche names? And at least you don’t know what kind of panties Paris wears. Oh, wait…😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/11 "2012-03-16T14:49:36Z")
> [@storyguide3](#): > > I’m a little confused, you mean that Tiffany and Barron \*\*are \*\*nouveau riche names or that he should have called the kids something else so that they **would have** nouveau riche names? > > And at least you don’t know what kind of panties Paris wears. Oh, wait…😃 I’m saying Tiffany and Barron are nouveau riche. And it’s Meredith Veira who doesn’t wear panties. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/12 "2012-03-16T14:51:35Z")
> [@chela](#): > > Size 11 or was it 13 narow? 😛 those are some big dogs! 1. And bigger than mine, which I find oddly reassuring. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/13 "2012-03-16T16:14:16Z")
I should talk, usually I am a size 10 M. But just bought a pair from Munro America and the size that fit best was…bigger…😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/14 "2012-03-16T17:05:35Z")
> [@chela](#): > > I should talk, usually I am a size 10 M. But just bought a pair from Munro America and the size that fit best was…bigger…😛 I’m a 10 W (with narrow heels) – very fun looking for shoes. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![gerund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@gerund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gerund)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/15 "2012-03-18T00:21:22Z")
And he’s an elephant killer… > **[Baby](https://www.babycenter.com/baby)** > > Start here to learn how to nurture and care for your baby, from feeding and sleep to baby development and behavior, plus baby products that help. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/16 "2012-03-18T01:40:25Z")
I bought the most adorable kitten heeled pink patent leather shoes. Everybody compliments me on them but I don’t want them to know they’re Ivanka Trump’s line. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/17 "2012-03-18T02:08:27Z")
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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/18 "2012-03-18T19:27:59Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I’m a 10 W (with narrow heels) – very fun looking for shoes. [/hijack] Something like [this](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/imgzoom/clown-shoe-covers-63920.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wondercostumes.com/clown-shoe-covers-adult-ptedkum.html&h=1202&w=1500&sz=214&tbnid=xETDPnwo86GJ8M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=105&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dclown%2Bshoes%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=clown+shoes&docid=93yYSMEttJsbgM&sa=X&ei=ujZmT_i6KoeGiQKgx8yiDw&ved=0CJkBEPUBMAY&dur=515)? d&r ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-knew-the-donald-had-a-son/615914/19 "2012-03-18T19:40:40Z")
Forgot to add::D:D