# Who lives the worlds most Opulent lifestyle? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-lives-the-worlds-most-opulent-lifestyle/349367 "2006-03-21T23:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-lives-the-worlds-most-opulent-lifestyle/349367/21 "2006-03-23T14:28:45Z")
> [@This space intentionally blank](#): > > Bah. Behold my tea set. You must acknowledge my unparalleled life of opulence! You tease. That’s not even a link. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-lives-the-worlds-most-opulent-lifestyle/349367/22 "2006-03-23T14:33:19Z")
> [@This space intentionally blank](#): > > Bah. Behold my tea set. You must acknowledge my unparalleled life of opulence! I feel cheated out of an orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-lives-the-worlds-most-opulent-lifestyle/349367/23 "2006-03-23T17:27:04Z")
Pffft! **Pffft!** I say! My twins are spoon fed every meal. They relieve themselves at will in their undergarments and obedient servants (me and my wife) clean their nether regions with the greatest of care. They do not perform menial tasks like bathing themselves but soak lazily in warm water while we wash them. They have no need of work or money – they do not in fact even know these things exist! OK – so they’re only 9 months old but when they hit one, those bums are getting’ jobs! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-lives-the-worlds-most-opulent-lifestyle/349367.md?page=1)