The Penguin and his ten goons are plotting in a back room
POW! BASH BOOM BAM**
In leaps the Bat Man making life safe again for all the Gotham citizens
He’s so bitchin’, he’s so brave. It’s back to the Batcave
He’s got cool, and savoir faire. In his cape and cowl and his grey underwear
Who is the hero that we like best? Got to be the Bat Man. Got to be Adam West
Adam West
I always cheer, I always squeal, when he cries out “To the Bat-Mobile”
Commissioner’s on the Bat-Phone talking to the duo
Joker has escaped again then just to learn, gotta rev it up, rev it up emergency bat turn
Each bad guy he always gets, how does he stay dry? He never sweats
Which antiperspirant does he like best? Gotta ask the Bat-Man, gotta ask Adam West
Adam West Adam West
You can have you’re Mr. Spock, you can have your Superman, you can have your Ronald Reagan, you can be an Elvis fan. Sure they’re heroic, sure they astound, but they can’t hold a candle to the Bat-est guy around.
You see him at conventions, and shopping malls. Meeting all his fans, he’s sure got
------- GUTS.
I comb the TV Guide for Bat-Man’s best.
Tune’n into Bat-Man, Tune’n into Adam West
Adam West Adam West
Adam West Adam West
I’ll get myself a Bat-Suit, then I’ll be lookin’ real cute
I’ll somersault all over town, I’ll find Cat-Woman, we’ll get down
I’ll build my arms, I’ll pad my chest so I can look like Adam West
He’ll be the hero of the nation for a zillion generations
He’s got cool, and savoir faire. In his cape and cowl and his grey underwear
Who is the hero that we like best? Got to be the Bat Man. Got to be Adam West
Adam West Adam West
He’s wrestled giant clams, he’s been almost BAR-B-Q’d
But he always gets away just when you thought he was screwed
He’s beaten up the Joker, the Riddler, and the others
But now his greatest foe’s are the folks at Warner Brothers.
“Will their big budget blockbuster be a Bat-Bomb?”
“Will Bat-Fans care that Bat-Man is also Mr. Mom?”
“Tune in tomorrow, to learn the rest”
'Cause I’ll be watching Bat-Man, Bat-Man staring Adam West
Adam West Adam West
Adam West Adam West
“Naturally you didn’t know I was wearing my Special Super Thermal B Long Underwear!