That was brillig! The slithy toves applaud!
That makes a change. Usually they just gyre and gimble, and that gets old real fast.
Yep, she hadn’t explained that yet. Figured another poke was warranted.
It’s a novel idea, though, isn’t it? I wonder what other crimes could be "magic"ed away with such a point of view…
Murder: “Nope. the axe didn’t actually cause any damage to him, Officer! After all, I wrapped it with one of those jumbo condoms.”
Molestation: “Nope. Didn’t happen. I had a surgical gloves on. They were even latex!”
Feel free to add to this list.