A train should only come upon you unexpectedly in the following scenarios:
- The railroad trestle is in your bathtub.
- It’s a freakin’ ghost train.
The article claims that there was no evidence of drug use on anyone’s part, but rumor has it that the sight and smell of reefer were noted at the scene.
- You’re listening to Incubus. (huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.)
Worse than that— both girls are covered with track marks.
Rachel insists that they weren’t skipping class, they were on a break.
(Ok, I got nothing)
And to think we could have had two potential Darwin Award nomiknees. Instead, we can possibly look forward to a future generation from these two doing the same thing down the tracks in 20 years or so.
What clever fucking people we have on this board.
- Isn’t a trestle a bridge? Who the hell thinks, “I want to get some sun, so I’m going to go lie not just on the train tracks, but on the train bridge?” Aren’t train tracks normally made of splintery wood and steel rails and big chunks of rock? Aren’t those materials generally regarded as not terribly comfortable to lounge on?
- Once you’ve made that brilliant decision - or even if you haven’t, even if you somehow accidentally find that, quite to your surprise, you’re on a train trestle - how does a freight train sneak up on you? Aren’t they rather big and noisy? According to another link, they don’t think that either girl was stoned or even wearing headphones. So…you’re lying on train tracks, and you hear a train approaching, and then you’re terribly surprised when hey, train!?
You guys are so bad 
See, don’t blame the teenagers, blame their parents. It’s one of those things that have been drilled into my head: do not get close to a train track, even if it looks overgrown.
At least they are joined in holy detach-a-tory.
As for the train sneaking-up on them, the article mentioned they were asleep; Couple that with doe-eyed freezing in headlights…
They probably thought it was just one of those pesky tornadoes.
According to the article, they had fallen asleep.
I’m not sure what you’re suggesting about how these girls were raised, but it certainly seems to me that they have been well-trained.
Yes, but…freight train! When I think of things that are big and loud and, generally speaking, capable of waking people, a freight train is pretty high up there. What are the chances that not one but two people could sleep through not just the noise, but the vibration on the tracks?
I can’t help but think that there’s something more to this.
I’d be fucked because I’d sit there thinking “what’s better, gun it or reverse?” >CRUNCH<
I’ll bet they’re as skinny as a rail.
Destiny: Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog, what’s Goofy?
Rachel: Goofy’s a dog. He’s definitely a dog.
Destiny: He can’t be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Rachel: Oh, God. That’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?
Train Smack
“When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we’ll see
No I won’t be afraid, no I won’t be afraid
Just as long as you limp, limp by me…”
Never having been in that type of situation, I may be wrong, but I’d like to think that the engineer would be able to say “What the holy hell would cause two people to sunbathe on the train tracks? They got what they SHOULD HAVE expected - a train came!”
It’s not like an asleep-at-the-wheel driver or something…
Joe
I hate you.
And this reminds me very much of one of my favorite dumb blond jokes… though the punchline is probably already ruined by the topic of the thread…
Two blonds are walking through the woods on a nature walk. They come across some tracks and one looks at the pamphlet the park ranger gave them. “These are moose tracks!” she says. “Nuh-uh!” says the other “Those are deer tracks!”
They argue for an hour before being hit by a train.
New nursery rhymes.
Hickory Dickory Dock
The girls forgot sunblock
The train struck two
Their feet? Adieu!
Hickory Dickory Dock
A police sketch artist’s depiction of a man wanted for questioning regarding the event.
