# Who or what do you think about to delay or speed up orgasm ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850 "2005-09-22T07:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/1 "2005-09-22T07:47:09Z")
Ok, there is the old joke that if a guy wants to last longer during intercourse he should think about sports to delay his orgasm. Well, I have absolutely no interest in sports, and if I am with a woman that needs more time to achieve her orgasm, then I think about my grandmother. Ok, ok, I know that is a little twisted, but i just think about my most recent conversation with my grandmother, and that reduces my horniness enough so that I can last long enough for the woman to achieve her orgasm so I can then go ahead and achieve mine. After being in a relationship with a women long enough I find myself in a situation where I need to think about other women to have an orgasm. Every woman that I have ever had a relationship with has had a sister or good friend that I could think about that would help me to go ahead and finish. One of my favorites was a girlfriend that kept a picture of her sister next to her bed, and that was great, all I had to do was glance over at the picture, and I was done. And yes, sometimes thinking about my grandmother does decrease my interest enough that I need to change gears and start thinking about the friend or sister. Ok, I know I am not the only one, so, who or what do you think about to delay or speed up orgasm ? ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/2 "2005-09-22T07:58:09Z")
Dinosaurs. Especially that long necked herbivore…whatsisname…orgasm killer, that one. ---
**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/3 "2005-09-22T08:01:47Z")
And to hijack my own thread, what about women ? Do women ever do anything to speed up or delay an orgasm ? Thanks ! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/4 "2005-09-22T10:48:34Z")
I have ADD and take antidepressants. One side benefit is that I can delay indefinitely without having to think about Phyllis Diller, starving African babies, the skinned elbow I got falling off a bike at age 9, a big trough of baked beans garnished with a couple of dead dogs, or R. Lee Ermey. However, sometimes my attention just naturally wanders in all those directions. At that point, I just pick an attractive television newswoman and imagine being bound and gagged with her pantyhose after an 8-hour on-air shift. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/5 "2005-09-22T13:18:06Z")
> [@simple homer](#): > > And to hijack my own thread, what about women ? Do women ever do anything to speed up or delay an orgasm ? > > Thanks ! This woman does, but only when masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/6 "2005-09-22T13:22:21Z")
Ex-Atlanta Braves star, Mark Lemke ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/7 "2005-09-22T13:24:58Z")
> [@simple homer](#): > > And to hijack my own thread, what about women ? Do women ever do anything to speed up or delay an orgasm ? > > Thanks ! Female here, sure I do. Delay - yes, only when masturbating. Speed up? Doesn’t \*everyone \* fantasize about someone else from time to time? Or is that just you and me? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/8 "2005-09-22T13:26:51Z")
Does he speed you up or delay you? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/9 "2005-09-22T13:31:13Z")
> [@simple homer](#): > > Well, I have absolutely no interest in sports, and if I am with a woman that needs more time to achieve her orgasm, then I think about my grandmother. Aren’t you afraid that you might start getting horny when you see granny? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-or-what-do-you-think-about-to-delay-or-speed-up-orgasm/322850/10 "2005-09-22T13:37:41Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Or is that just you and me? I realize this sounds wrong. Just FTR, I am \*not \* having sexual relations of any kind with the OP.