# Who performs the Straight Dope podcast?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338>\
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**Created:** [September 10, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338 "2012-09-10T21:59:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/1 "2012-09-10T21:59:42Z")

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Who is the guy who recites the column?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/2 "2012-09-10T22:53:10Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Who is the guy who recites the column?

Yes.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist the temptation to run with the “Who’s on first?” joke.

I’m interested in the name of the person that provides those dulcet tones for the podcast too.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/3 "2012-09-10T23:06:00Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Yes.
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> I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist the temptation to run with the “Who’s on first?” joke.
> 
> I’m interested in the name of the person that provides those dulcet tones for the podcast too.

[![](https://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hu.jpg) ](https://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hu.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/4 "2012-09-10T23:18:08Z")

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Come on, y’all. The teeming millions really want to know.  
Is it Dexter?  
I’m betting on Dexter.

My alternate guess is a random wino on the alleyway near the Tribune building.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/5 "2012-09-10T23:31:11Z")

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Maybe it’s the wino with the golden voice.

[This guy.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs)

That’s gotta be it.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/6 "2012-09-11T00:02:59Z")

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I’ll see what I can find out.

On a similar note, any of you drink the sponsor beer?

Just wondering.

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/7 "2012-09-11T01:19:34Z")

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When I lived in Colorado, it was one of my favorites! I was very surprised and pleased to hear them sponsoring you. Now that I live in California, I don’t see it any more. If I saw it, I’d drink it, though!

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/8 "2012-09-11T01:19:42Z")

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I’d always wanted to ask this when I became a moderator, but forgot to ask about it while I was there.

FWIW I assume it’s Ed.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/9 "2012-09-11T01:43:25Z")

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[Straight Dope now available on podcast](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=540228)

In 2009, Ed posted:

> [@](#):
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> Cecil’s latest can now be heard on a podcast. In the iTunes Store, search for “Straight Dope,” then click on the “subscribe” button next to the Straight Dope logo. The column will be sent to you automatically each week, masterfully voice by Stan Jastrzebski.

It’s been three years, so maybe someone else does it now.

-D/a

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/10 "2012-09-11T02:58:53Z")

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I always wondered what happened to that guy after he retired from the Red Sox.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/11 "2012-09-11T05:34:27Z")

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[QUOTE=someone several posts above]  
The column will be sent to you automatically each week, **masterfully voice by Stan Jastrzebski.**  
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How do you pronounce that anyway? Does it sound vaguely obscene? Is he the Master Jastrz?

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/12 "2012-09-11T09:34:41Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> [Straight Dope now available on podcast](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=540228)
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> In 2009, Ed posted:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Cecil’s latest can now be heard on a podcast. In the iTunes Store, search for “Straight Dope,” then click on the “subscribe” button next to the Straight Dope logo. The column will be sent to you automatically each week, masterfully voice by Stan Jastrzebski.
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> It’s been three years, so maybe someone else does it now.
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> -D/a

There’s no Stan Jastrzebski on imdb, but there’s one on Facebook who used to work at The Tribune- his info doesn’t say anything to confirm the podcast, though. He left the Tribune _before_ 2009.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/13 "2012-09-12T00:45:59Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> How do you pronounce that anyway?

The way it’s spelled.

> [@](#):
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> Does it sound vaguely obscene?

Most Polish names sound vaguely obscene. What is fortunate about living in an area with many Poles, besides being able to pronounce Jastrzebski, is that most Polish **women** are vaguely obscene. 😃

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/14 "2012-09-12T03:16:06Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> There’s no Stan Jastrzebski on imdb, but there’s one on Facebook who used to work at The Tribune- his info doesn’t say anything to confirm the podcast, though. He left the Tribune _before_ 2009.

Clearly, we need someone to compare and old podcast to a recent one, and analyze the vocals.  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/15 "2012-09-12T14:02:55Z")

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I think it’s the same guy.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/16 "2012-09-13T03:50:47Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> Clearly, we need someone to compare and old podcast to a recent one, and analyze the vocals.

> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> I think it’s the same guy.

Close enough for my tastes..  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-performs-the-straight-dope-podcast/634338/17 "2012-09-13T15:18:10Z")

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yas-CHEP-skee

See, that wan’t so bad.
