# Who put that stick up Diane's ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921 "2003-05-03T22:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/21 "2003-05-04T00:14:19Z")
OMG Miller! You are like so smart and stuff! How did I not think of that before!?!?! Here’s a news flash backatcha - don’t like hearing other people’s opinions? Don’t post on a public board or :::drumroll please::: DON’T READ THE RESPONSES. Now run along so the rest of us can slobber all over our keyboard. We’re gittin’ bizzzz-zaaaaaaaaaay here. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Hey Zette , I’m thinking that Hardy needs a good hard turn on the receiving end of the strap on. Do you want to do the honors or shall I? :dubious: Hee hee, CC said Manny “beat him to it”. I wonder what he meant by that? :::wink wink::: ;););)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/22 "2003-05-04T00:18:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, no, I won’t. I’ll also say that I DO love both Zete and Diane, and I DO respect what they have to say. ;);););)You’re just saying that so we will make a sandwich out of ya. ;);););)😉 :o ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/23 "2003-05-04T00:23:37Z")
Oh sweet jebus, I’m getting tag teamed here! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/24 "2003-05-04T00:25:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*Prepare for hostile and somewhat moronic obscene invective. > > She’ll call you a baby, or tell you to stop whining, never taking responsibility or even _thinking_ that she may have done something wrong. > > It’s all gonna be you, babe. > > Of course, Hell could freeze over and she could consider that she may have behaved badly. > > I think you have a better chance of seeing Fred Phelps recant his anti-gay stance. > > Good luck, you’ll need it. \*\* Somebody’s got a CRUSH! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!!! **Mockingbird** and **Diane** sitting in a tree!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/25 "2003-05-04T00:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*;);););)You’re just saying that so we will make a sandwich out of ya. ;);););)😉 > > :o \*\* 😃😃😃😃 Yup 😃 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/26 "2003-05-04T00:39:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Oh sweet jebus, I’m getting tag teamed here! \*\* Girl, you ain’t BEEN tag teamed 'till you’ve been tagged teamed by us. Awwwww YEAH!!! 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/27 "2003-05-04T00:40:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Here’s a news flash backatcha - don’t like hearing other people’s opinions? Don’t post on a public board or :::drumroll please::: DON’T READ THE RESPONSES. Funny, I would have sworn that was almost precisely the point I was making to you… Aw, hell, forget it. I don’t wanna fight with you, **Diane**. You’re easily my favorite terrifying psycho crazy foul-mouthed woman on the boards. And believe me when I say that’s the sincerest compliment I’ve ever paid anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/28 "2003-05-04T00:45:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Funny, I would have sworn that was almost precisely the point I was making to you… Exactly. That is why I pointed it out to you. > [@](#): > > Aw, hell, forget it. I don’t wanna fight with you, Diane. You’re easily my favorite terrifying psycho crazy foul-mouthed woman on the boards. And believe me when I say that’s the sincerest compliment I’ve ever paid anyone. I’m really not a terrifying psycho crazy foul-mouth woman (at least not all the time), I just play one on the boards. Oh, and whenever Zette wants to play out her perverted fantasies. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/29 "2003-05-04T01:02:28Z")
You are the MOST terrifying psycho crazy foul-mouthed woman EVAH!!! Now strap it on and let’s GO!!! It’s Saturday night, BAY BEEEE!! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/30 "2003-05-04T01:02:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\* BOARD ORGY!!! I CALL THE WESSON OIL!!! \*\* I really have to advise against food-based lubricants. They are more subject to bacterial action and may putrify in situ. I’d steer you all towards the more traditional forms of lubrication supplementation such as good old KY jelly. And, as always, practice safe sex!! Have fun and have at it, kids! (not you, **elfbabe** )!! 😉 QtM, MD Supplying quality medical directions for SDMB board orgies for over 3 years now. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/31 "2003-05-04T01:14:39Z")
Qadgop, you’ve been reading TOO MUCH. The Wesson oil is for the Twisterboard, silly! Now get nekkid and let’s GOOOOOO! Also, > [@](#): > > They are more subject to bacterial action and may putrify in situ. Man, you ain’t SEEN a putrid situ 'till you’ve been around Diane for a while…WOW!! ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/32 "2003-05-04T01:55:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Now run along so the rest of us can slobber all over our keyboard. We’re gittin’ bizzzz-zaaaaaaaaaay here. > > 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Hey Zette , I’m thinking that Hardy needs a good hard turn on the receiving end of the strap on. Do you want to do the honors or shall I? :dubious: > > Hee hee, CC said Manny “beat him to it”. I wonder what he meant by that? :::wink wink::: ;););)😉 \*\* So I guess you point was, nobody should talk about sex in the pit …unless they’re talking about you, then it’s ok? Gee, sorry something I wrote on a message board made you “oogie”. Grow the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/33 "2003-05-04T01:58:26Z")
betonoir, you’re kidding, right? ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/34 "2003-05-04T02:19:33Z")
Oh, man. This is the stuff of happiness. That’s all I got. Threads like this leave me speechless. Well, OK. Not quite speechless. **betenoir** - I think this thread has turned into an exercise of **Diane** and **Zette** showing in their little way how very annoying sex threads are to some people. Specifically, sex threads that reference relations with other dopers. I may have missed the mark here, but…I doubt it. It will continue to be so, I think, until a mod is politely asked to close the thread by the OP (you). Just a WAG. If you don’t want to, though, I am finding it amusing enough. Seeing as I am at work for another 9 hours, and am bored. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/35 "2003-05-04T02:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > So I guess you point was, nobody should talk about sex in the pit …unless they’re talking about you, then it’s ok? OMG GOD, HA! HA! HA! Could you be anymore dense? Zette, we really should have placed bets when I said (in private, in that other online place) that it wouldn’t be long before someone poor dumbass would pop in, not recognizing sarcasm if it jumped up and bit them in the ass, and post something almost word for word. > [@](#): > > Gee, sorry something I wrote on a message board made you “oogie”. Grow the fuck up. You are the one who has goobered all over the SDMB with your public cyber sex rub-off and you have the fawkin’ nads to utter the words “Grow the fuck up”? Seriously? Oh yeah, and Zette, don’t think I didn’t see the “putrid situ” comment up there. I am plotting my revenge. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/36 "2003-05-04T02:29:06Z")
> [@](#): > > I think this thread has turned into an exercise of Diane and Zette showing in their little way how very annoying sex threads are to some people. Thank you d\_redguy. I am glad to see that our obvious sarcasm wasn’t a total wash out. And BTW, another 9 hours on the job on a Saturday night? Man, that just sucks ass. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/37 "2003-05-04T02:32:14Z")
I wasn’t being sarcastic. 😉 Ahhhhh…good times, good times. And I’ll tell you- I drive right under a major airport landing area each morning…and I thought THAT made a huge “whooooooosh” sound. No comparison. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/38 "2003-05-04T02:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > OMG GOD And yes kids, the studder “God God” is what happens when you type one-handed. Let it be a lesson to you all. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/39 "2003-05-04T02:34:17Z")
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better… a SIMULPOST!!! Awwwwww YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/40 "2003-05-04T02:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > a SIMULPOST!!! Yes Zette, it is always a rare and special treat when two people get off at the same time. ;);););)Was it are good for you as it was for me? ;););););)😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921.md?page=3)