# Who put that stick up Diane's ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921 "2003-05-03T22:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/81 "2003-05-05T22:25:21Z")
:waits to see how long before someone asks to use “Did it taste like ass, too, by chance” as a sig… ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/82 "2003-05-05T22:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*One of your most profound posts. > 😛 \*\* Unfortunately, in my nearly 4 years here, it IS one of my more profound. How sad is THAT? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/83 "2003-05-05T22:59:33Z")
OMG GOD, this thread is making me feel like shit - and it feels soooooooo good. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/84 "2003-05-05T23:07:01Z")
You and your shit fantasies. You’re the only person I know that sends a thank you note for a date that says “I had a scat-tastic time!” ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/85 "2003-05-05T23:09:10Z")
And to think… I got the ball rolling for you 🙂 I better be getting some of that dildo whipping. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/86 "2003-05-06T05:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > "Remember those old Ovaltine commercials where the people get chocolate milk mustaches? \ Yeah. > [@](#): > > Now think of how this could relate to a sex act that doesn’t actually involve chocolate milk AND makes you think of Zette. \ AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH! \ > [@](#): > > I better be getting some of that dildo whipping. Hey, I called dibs! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/87 "2003-05-06T12:43:00Z")
This thread restores my faith in humanity. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Summertime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@Summertime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Summertime)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/88 "2003-05-06T13:22:56Z")
no one has mentioned the _new_ word I learned: snowballing? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/89 "2003-05-06T13:26:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > However, using that situation as a way to put me on a guilt trip for voicing my opinion in the other thread then for answering a Pit thread that YOU created in my honor, just ain’t gonna cut it. Don’t feel too bad if I don’t beg for forgiveness for causing you to shed a “vale of tears” when I personally think it is a shitty thing for someone to put on an online public display of a mutual rub-off while a “sweet wonderful guy” is sitting in a hospital waiting to see if his little sister is going to be okay. > > But whatever, maybe he is okay with it. Different strokes and all. :::ba-da-dum::: > > \*\* Ya know, I kinda wondered the same thing, would it make him feel as good when getting back from the hospital to read that thread as it did for her to participate in a group jerk-off? ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/90 "2003-05-06T14:23:33Z")
I didn’t find **Diane’s** comments out of place, considering it was a **pit** thread about how many sex threads Davebear started up. Fer cryin’ out loud, she was just getting the thread back on topic! If I went into a thread titled “X, could you possibly go a day without insulting someone?” and found an orgy of insults being thrown around, I wouldn’t be too pleased. Sure, those that would like to avoid the sex threads can avoid the sex threads, but really, why be so intolerant of anyone that wants to say something less than enthusiastic about them in the very forum that was designed for that purpose? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/91 "2003-05-06T17:48:06Z")
guava, that was a well thought out and nicely worded post. Now get over here so I can cover you with whipped cream and let the bunnies loose. Don’t worry, it’s only kinky the first time. ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/92 "2003-05-06T19:08:35Z")
Sure, **Zette** , sounds great.😃 I quite enjoy the sex threads myself. Not surprisingly, I’ve learned that the best way to locate them all is to search on the keyword **Davebear**. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/93 "2003-05-06T19:20:26Z")
Ahhh grasshopper. You learned so fast! I guess it’s true- when the student is ready, the teacher will arrive. Wax on, wax off, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/94 "2003-05-06T19:46:05Z")
OMG God! I know who I’m hanging out with the next time we’re all in Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/95 "2003-05-06T23:21:09Z")
**Zette and Diane** , they are having auditions for hot babes in wet tshirt stuff thingies over at the Treasure Island (soon to be TI) soon…“new adult” street show. From the sound of this thread, I think you two have a lock on the parts. Next Vegas DopeFest we can all meet at the TI and oogle ya’s hangin’ on the pirate ship! Ahoy! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/96 "2003-05-07T02:05:02Z")
Nah- Diane is ugly as a hatful of assholes- they’d throw her overboard! Arrrrrrrrr! Throw her down there to Davey Jone’s Locker! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/97 "2003-05-07T02:36:00Z")
I may be ugly as a hatful of assholes, but you slept with me anyway, dincha? What does that say about you, Zettie? Hmmmmmmmmmm? Admit it, I turn you on. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/98 "2003-05-07T02:41:49Z")
> [@](#): > > they’d throw her overboard I have a better idea! Let’s throw YOU overboard! Could you imagine the improvements to the pyrotechnic show after they add your bufford fart ripping ass to the water!?!?! OMG GOD! Oooops sorry, I forgot that I promised not to tell anyone about the Hot Dutch Oven game you played in our hotel room with our two hot male doper roommates. Remember how I hate to hide out in the bathroom until the air cleared? WHOA, that was a rough night! Anyway, forget I mentioned it. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/99 "2003-05-07T02:44:25Z")
> [@](#): > > hate to hide out That was a Freudian slip! HAD HAD HAD HAD! **HAD** TO HIDE OUT! H.A.D!!! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/100 "2003-05-07T02:46:44Z")
Seriously Di. The decaf is as good as the regular, I swear. And don’t be talking about Dutch Ovens or we’ll never be able to trick…I mean convince…anyone to stay with us! SKANK HO! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921.md?page=6)