# Who put that stick up Diane's ass? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921 "2003-05-03T22:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/101 "2003-05-07T02:56:08Z")
Ohhhhh yeah. . . . I keep forgetting, which one of us is supposed to get the “really bad toe cramp”. . . er I mean, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/102 "2003-05-07T02:58:30Z")
What??? You have a really bad camel toe? Whassat? Note to everyone: Never go to Diane’s house if she invites you over for “Scatagories”. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/103 "2003-05-07T03:20:50Z")
Just read this and may I say… Stupidest. Thread. Ever. (and that’s saying a LOT coming from me!) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/104 "2003-05-07T03:50:01Z")
Wow! That really IS saying a lot! I would have to disagree with you though. There once was this thread on the old AOL board about Ruda Duda or something. It was so stupid that I have tried to wipe it from my memory. Then there was this Phaedus (or howeverthefuck he spelled it). His posts were pretty dumb. Oh, and this one time a guy named Konrad created an OP asking everyone to please use simple and short words but that thread turned out sorta good because an old poster who is no longer here wrote a hilarious reply to him that read like a Dick and Jane book so it wasn’t a total lost due to the entertainment factor. Oh and there used to be a guy here that wrote things about his foreskin. Those were pretty stupid too but he got banned. Then this one time, oh wait, a lot of times different people will show up and “rite lik this if u no wat i mean!!!1!!!111” those get reeeeeeally, reeeeeeeeeally dumb. And gosh, once upon a time we had a thread about this guy who thought he was really super hot only he wasn’t but he still posted links to his homepage that included photos of him posing in his butthugger underpants but you may not have seen those threads because IIRC, those too were on the old AOL board. I don’t know if I still have the link to his homepage. I’m kinda hoping not. Ummmm, ummm, ummmmm, oh yeah, there is a current thread that is like a B movie titled Bridezilla vs Hubby Protector only that really isn’t the name of the thread but I think that one got closed so I am not sure if it counts anymore. Oh, oh, oh, speaking of recent stupid threads, there is one somewhere in the Pit that is like the battle of the nerds. I don’t know 99% of what they are talking about so maybe I am the stupid one there. OOOOOOOOh, and I can’t believe I almost forgot!!! It is JMHO, but I think the thread that spawned this one, you know, the beat our meat and twist our twat for the Teeming Millions audience was almost as stupid as this one, but I’m not sure. We would have to take a vote or something. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/105 "2003-05-07T12:51:10Z")
Oh and Zette, ALL camel toe is really bad. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/106 "2003-05-07T13:25:52Z")
OMG God!!! When I grow up, I want to be just like Zette and Diane. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/107 "2003-05-07T13:39:11Z")
Who says we’re grown up? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/108 "2003-05-07T14:11:06Z")
Not me… ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/109 "2003-05-07T15:07:35Z")
Can I be like you now, then, you scat-tastic bizznitches? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/110 "2003-05-07T15:21:25Z")
I think you need to come to Vegas in October so we can properly train you in our crazy scat-tastic ways. Resistance is futile. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/111 "2003-05-07T18:02:10Z")
It’s not totally impossible. I do need training in how to be a skanky ho, and who should I learn from but the best? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/112 "2003-05-07T18:52:53Z")
Yeah, and if Di is too busy, we’ll go play some slots or something, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/113 "2003-05-07T19:18:25Z")
The _slots_? Heheheheheh. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/114 "2003-05-07T19:38:47Z")
Yeah, but be afraid Kyla, “playing the slots” means something VERY different in the world of Zette. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/115 "2003-05-08T14:18:31Z")
This spoken by Diane, who passed out little photocards all over the strip with her number and “Hey, wanna play with the biggest slot in Vegas? Call me!” ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/116 "2003-05-08T15:01:47Z")
That was you, Diane? Small world. Can I have my watch back? And thanks 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/117 "2003-05-08T16:25:32Z")
> [@](#): > > “Hey, wanna play with the biggest slot in Vegas? Call me!” Yeah, look who is talking Miss "I hear voices calling from my crotch saying “Toss me the keys. . keys. . .keys . . . I’ll drive us all outa here. . . here. . . here. . . .” Zette. You’ll have to check with the lost and found CC, or at least describe which one is yours. ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/118 "2003-05-08T16:41:42Z")
For the sake of art (and because it was the first thing that popped in my head when I read it) > [@](#): > > Who put that stick up Diane’s ass? And who was the one to give her the sass? _All together now_ Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip? Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand He made my baby Fall in love with me (yeah!!) ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921/119 "2003-05-08T19:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Yeah, look who is talking Miss "I hear voices calling from my crotch saying “Toss me the keys. . keys. . .keys . . . I’ll drive us all outa here. . . here. . . here. . . .” Zette. > > You’ll have to check with the lost and found CC, or at least describe which one is yours. \*\* Typical exchange overhead from Diane’s “room guests” RG: “Boy your pussy is big! Boy your pussy is big!” DI: “Sheesh, you didn’t have to say it twice!” RG: “I didn’t!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-put-that-stick-up-dianes-ass/172921.md?page=5)