# Who represents Billy Joel? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 4, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093 "2013-11-04T20:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/21 "2013-11-05T07:41:53Z")
Did she ever say a prayer for you? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/22 "2013-11-05T08:24:56Z")
Hey Billy, \*\*MannyL’s \*\*after you. \*Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can’t wait for that call. \* Or, maybe, if you’re feeling anti-social you could _take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while_. ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/23 "2013-11-05T12:35:59Z")
I’ve got a tab at Zanzibar tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/24 "2013-11-06T16:43:12Z")
I’m sure you’ll be able to get in contact with; after all… sooner or later it comes down to fate. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/25 "2013-11-06T17:01:31Z")
…and so it goes. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/26 "2013-11-06T18:26:11Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > …and so it goes. Don’t shoot the piano player! (yeah, I know that was Elton John, it still fits the theme of the meaningless hijack hijinks) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/27 "2013-11-06T19:51:52Z")
Something something DUI. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/28 "2013-11-06T19:51:58Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > You must have been posting from your smartphone, too. > > “Smartphobe: it’s afraid… and if you’re smart you’ll be afraid too!” Someone asked me, a few weeks ago, if I had a ‘smartphone’. He wanted to know if I had something to run his ‘business app’. My response was “No, I have a ‘dumbphone’.” Since I’m a ‘phonophobe’, Penis ensued… ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093/29 "2013-11-06T19:57:37Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Something something DUI. “Doing ‘Uhhhh…’ Idunno…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-represents-billy-joel/673093.md?page=1)