# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/1 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")
And it’s a simple game. One poster gives a quote, the next poster tells us who said it. Bonus points if you can tell the episode. As the game goes on, the quotes will be getting harder. I’ll start off with an easy one. “Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?” ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/2 "2004-07-26T17:38:42Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > And it’s a simple game. One poster gives a quote, the next poster tells us who said it. Bonus points if you can tell the episode. As the game goes on, the quotes will be getting harder. > > I’ll start off with an easy one. > > “Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?” Brian. “Ahhh. Get out of my head. Get out of my head” ---
**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/3 "2004-07-26T17:41:31Z")
> [@Duderdude2](#): > > Brian. > > “Ahhh. Get out of my head. Get out of my head” Chris. “Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?” ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/4 "2004-07-26T18:19:14Z")
Peter. “Don’t go giving it all away up front. You make him work for it.” ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/5 "2004-07-26T18:23:41Z")
> [@Ross](#): > > Peter. > > “Don’t go giving it all away up front. You make him work for it.” Lois “He’s my only means of conveyance, but I guess I do spoil him.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/6 "2004-07-26T18:26:23Z")
> [@Ross](#): > > Peter. > > “Don’t go giving it all away up front. You make him work for it.” Lois says that to Meg before she goes on a date. Forget which episode though. “Let me guess. You got me yet another colorful box with a crank in it that I’m expected to turn and turn then…oh, big surprise, a jack pops out, and you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die inside.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/7 "2004-07-26T18:28:32Z")
Damn, someone beat me to it. Anywho. The quote is said by the Jester at the medieval fair. He’s sitting on his fat ass. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/8 "2004-07-26T18:38:00Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “Let me guess. You got me yet another colorful box with a crank in it that I’m expected to turn and turn then…oh, big surprise, a jack pops out, and you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die inside.” Stewie. “Look at me, I’m Joe. My legs don’t work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body.” ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/9 "2004-07-26T18:40:36Z")
Officer Horowitz (I think) “That’s what I do; I ask for snack then I honk the horn!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/10 "2004-07-26T19:01:34Z")
> [@Loopus](#): > > Officer Horowitz (I think) You get partial credit for that. Think carefully. ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/11 "2004-07-26T19:07:23Z")
> [@Loopus](#): > > “That’s what I do; I ask for snack then I honk the horn!” The gay dog who moves in with the family during a flashback. “Hey Peter, you can’t drink that outside. You’re gonna end up in jail. And not the good jail you see on Cinemax. The man jail.” ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/12 "2004-07-26T19:12:52Z")
> [@Kid\_A](#): > > The gay dog who moves in with the family during a flashback. > > “Hey Peter, you can’t drink that outside. You’re gonna end up in jail. And not the good jail you see on Cinemax. The man jail.” That sounds like a Quagmire, perhaps? “I love this job more than I love taffy. And I’m a man who loves his taffy.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/13 "2004-07-26T19:14:35Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > “I love this job more than I love taffy. And I’m a man who loves his taffy.” Mayor West. I love the pattern we have of picking a new character every time. I’ll add another quote when someone posts the other half of the answer to mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/14 "2004-07-26T19:18:10Z")
> [@Kid\_A](#): > > “Hey Peter, you can’t drink that outside. You’re gonna end up in jail. And not the good jail you see on Cinemax. The man jail.” Quagmire in _E Peterbus Unun_. For this one, what episode is it: “Hello Neighbor.” ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/15 "2004-07-26T19:18:36Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > You get partial credit for that. Think carefully. Of course, Joe “does say that” as well. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/16 "2004-07-26T19:24:07Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’ll add another quote when someone posts the other half of the answer to mine. 😉 Horowicz says that in _The Thin White Line_. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/17 "2004-07-26T19:37:27Z")
> [@Loopus](#): > > Of course, Joe “does say that” as well. 😉 There you go. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/18 "2004-07-26T20:12:50Z")
[crickets]_chirp chirp_[/crickets] Okay. I’ll keep it going. We’re still looking for “Hello Neighbor” from **RandMcNally**. I’ll add another one so we don’t get stuck waiting for an answer to one quote. “Well, I just plain don’t like black people.” ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/19 "2004-07-26T20:21:04Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > We’re still looking for “Hello Neighbor” from **RandMcNally**. Well, this is an easy one. It’s Mr. Rogers, he’s peeping at the young lady who is taking her blouse off. I’ll let whoever gets **Nutty Bunny** ’s one, pick the next quote. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/20 "2004-07-26T20:37:08Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > “Well, I just plain don’t like black people.” The female newscaster (Why can’t I remember her name?) when Peter knocks out the TV in Quahog and she thinks nobody will see it - They were still on in…I want to say Boston… ‘Why don’t you teach me to wipe, Dad?’ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=2)