# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/21 "2004-07-26T20:39:09Z")
> [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > [crickets]_chirp chirp_[/crickets] > > Okay. I’ll keep it going. We’re still looking for “Hello Neighbor” from **RandMcNally**. > > I’ll add another one so we don’t get stuck waiting for an answer to one quote. > > “Well, I just plain don’t like black people.” That would be Diane Simmons. It’s the episode where Peter knocks out the cable; I don’t remember the title. Field this one: “Dinggg!!” ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/22 "2004-07-26T20:43:53Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > That would be Diane Simmons. It’s the episode where Peter knocks out the cable; I don’t remember the title. > > Field this one: > > “Dinggg!!” Morton Goldman, at the renaissance fair. _“You don’t even know who I am!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/23 "2004-07-26T20:50:44Z")
> [@Yumblie](#): > > _“You don’t even know who I am!”_ British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, after he’s used as a very obscure reference. “I’m gonna be a virgin forever! … Or am I?” ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/24 "2004-07-26T20:54:46Z")
> [@Yumblie](#): > > Morton Goldman, at the renaissance fair. > > _“You don’t even know who I am!”_ Benjamin Disraeli. “His lungs were filled with candy!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/25 "2004-07-26T20:56:30Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “I’m gonna be a virgin forever! … Or am I?” Death, after accidently killing his date. “Ohhh **yeah**!” ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/26 "2004-07-26T20:57:21Z")
Nuts. > [@](#): > > “I’m gonna be a virgin forever! … Or am I?” is Death on a date. Sticking with “His lungs were filled with candy!” ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/27 "2004-07-26T21:00:22Z")
Grr. If this one gets simulposted, I’m quitting. > [@](#): > > “Ohhh **yeah!** ” The Kool-Aid Man, bursting through the wall at Peter’s trial for welfare fraud. “His lungs were filled with candy!” one last time. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/28 "2004-07-26T21:01:31Z")
> [@BraheSilver](#): > > Nuts. > is Death on a date. > > Sticking with “His lungs were filled with candy!” Mr Fargus, Peter’s favourite teacher from high school, disecting a clown. And since I was skipped last time I got one: ‘Why don’t you teach me to wipe, Dad?’ ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/29 "2004-07-26T22:27:29Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘Why don’t you teach me to wipe, Dad?’ Tom Tucker’s son. “Karen!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/30 "2004-07-26T23:02:14Z")
> [@BraheSilver](#): > > Grr. If this one gets simulposted, I’m quitting. > > The Kool-Aid Man, bursting through the wall at Peter’s trial for welfare fraud. > > “His lungs were filled with candy!” one last time. 😛 Mr. Fargus “And not just Creamsicle or Juggs! CALL ME! _She’s not gonna call…_” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/31 "2004-07-26T23:37:59Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “And not just Creamsicle or Juggs! CALL ME! _She’s not gonna call…_” Brian in Road To Rhode Island. “Feel the heat coming off her genetalia, you could roast a marshmallow” ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/32 "2004-07-26T23:49:48Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > Brian in Road To Rhode Island. > > “Feel the heat coming off her genetalia, you could roast a marshmallow” Lois’s father in the Peter Griffin’s Black Ancestor episode. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/33 "2004-07-26T23:51:03Z")
> [@YellowTail](#): > > Lois’s father in the Peter Griffin’s Black Ancestor episode. Ah, nerts! I just realized it was “Screwed the Pooch,” not the Brutha episode. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/34 "2004-07-27T00:23:51Z")
“I hear that in your new movie we get to see your butt…I was wondering if maybe we could see it right now?” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/35 "2004-07-27T00:29:41Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > “I hear that in your new movie we get to see your butt…I was wondering if maybe we could see it right now?” Easy. Hitler in _Death’s a Bitch_. “Because you touch yourself at night.” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/36 "2004-07-27T00:32:11Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > “I hear that in your new movie we get to see your butt…I was wondering if maybe we could see it right now?” Adolf Hitler to Christian Slater on Hitler, the talkshow. “Show me potato salad!” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/37 "2004-07-27T00:35:04Z")
> [@Loopus](#): > > Tom Tucker’s son. > > “Karen!” God, on the phone. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/38 "2004-07-27T00:43:58Z")
> [@lambchops](#): > > Adolf Hitler to Christian Slater on Hitler, the talkshow. > > “Show me potato salad!” Leader of a roving band of marauders, the end-of-the-world episode. “Ohh, you slyboots!” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/39 "2004-07-27T00:48:29Z")
**Nonsuch** , that’s Chris, can’t remember which episode. “Well, you could whore yourself out to fifty fat chicks…” (2 answers here, I believe) ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/40 "2004-07-27T00:50:15Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “Because you touch yourself at night.” Easy. The dinosaur museum curator from Peter’s youth. 😉 “Someone stole Santa? That does not rock.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=3)