# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/41 "2004-07-27T00:56:18Z")
Ah, Kiss Saves Santa - Gene Simmons, I believe. Another try - “Well, you could whore yourself out to fifty fat chicks…” (2 answers here, I believe) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/42 "2004-07-27T01:07:33Z")
Quagmire, giving Peter a suggestion of how he can get the money to pay for his fishing boat. ‘Uhura’s **black**?’ ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/43 "2004-07-27T02:05:05Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘Uhura’s **black**?’ Peter, I Never Met The Dead Man “I feel so deliciously white trash; Mommy, I want a mullet!” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/44 "2004-07-27T02:18:44Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > Peter, I Never Met The Dead Man > > “I feel so deliciously white trash; Mommy, I want a mullet!” Stewie, of course. Who was the second person who used the “fat chicks” line? “It’s my sex box, and her name is Sony!” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/45 "2004-07-27T02:28:36Z")
One of the kids that got the Christmas presents peter accidentally donated to charity, about a VCR. ‘So, the sex was good, then?’ ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/46 "2004-07-27T03:11:54Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > One of the kids that got the Christmas presents peter accidentally donated to charity, about a VCR. > > ‘So, the sex was good, then?’ Stewie, to Olivia in response to having her name on top in the marquee. _ **"Smoke."** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/47 "2004-07-27T03:16:02Z")
The subliminal advertising guy who worked for the cigarette company Peter became president of. Repeatedly throughout the episode. ‘See, that’s what I do. I ask for a snack and I honk the horn.’ (Might not be an exact quote, but if you’ll get it, that shouldn’t hurt.) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/48 "2004-07-27T03:16:56Z")
> [@Yumblie](#): > > Stewie, to Olivia in response to having her name on top in the marquee. > > _ **"Smoke."** _ The man in the cigarette commercial from the 1950s who still works for the cigarette company that bought Peter’s toy factory. “Far be it from me to call you a liar.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/49 "2004-07-27T03:37:39Z")
> [@lambchops](#): > > Another try - “Well, you could whore yourself out to fifty fat chicks…” (2 answers here, I believe) As someone stated earlier, Quagmire, and the old sea captain with wooden pegs for arms and legs. ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/50 "2004-07-27T05:34:38Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “Far be it from me to call you a liar.” Oh man… this one is really bugging me… was it something that was said between Stewie and his unborn brother, Rupert? LilShieste ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/51 "2004-07-27T05:39:21Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘See, that’s what I do. I ask for a snack and I honk the horn.’ That would be Brian’s cousin, Jasper (I think that’s his name…) **"Canada sucks."** LilShieste ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/52 "2004-07-27T06:29:40Z")
> [@LilShieste](#): > > That would be Brian’s cousin, Jasper (I think that’s his name…) > > **"Canada sucks."** Peter, at the end of The Son Also Draws. ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/53 "2004-07-27T06:32:17Z")
“In Portugal, I was a cardiologist…” ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/54 "2004-07-27T06:40:46Z")
> [@lambchops](#): > > “In Portugal, I was a cardiologist…” One of the deck hands on Peter’s boat, whom he offers a bag of Fritos. (?) (singing) “I hope I get it…” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/55 "2004-07-27T06:43:29Z")
> [@Mr2001](#): > > One of the deck hands on Peter’s boat, whom he offers a bag of Fritos. (?) > > (singing) “I hope I get it…” Osama Bin Laden “Que?” ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/56 "2004-07-27T06:53:32Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Osama Bin Laden > > “Que?” A hispanic guy who corrects Brian’s Spanish (while they’re riding in the back of a truck in The Road to Rhode Island, IIRC), but the only English he knows is “that speech and this one explaining it.” “Look, sis. Sometimes it’s better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone’s feelings.” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/57 "2004-07-27T07:17:07Z")
> [@Mr2001](#): > > A hispanic guy who corrects Brian’s Spanish (while they’re riding in the back of a truck in The Road to Rhode Island, IIRC), but the only English he knows is “that speech and this one explaining it.” > > “Look, sis. Sometimes it’s better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone’s feelings.” The Anus “_splutter_ Is that the blood of Christ? Geez, he must have been wasted all the time!” ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/58 "2004-07-27T07:45:24Z")
Peter, while drinking communion wine, in both Death Has A Shadow and in Fifteen Minutes of Shame. “Bring me the Wall Street Journal” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/59 "2004-07-27T07:56:32Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Peter, while drinking communion wine, in both Death Has A Shadow and in Fifteen Minutes of Shame. > > “Bring me the Wall Street Journal” Stewie, to one of the butlers in the episode where they inherit the mansion. “hahahahahaha…” (probably not the exact number of "ha"s) ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/60 "2004-07-27T07:58:51Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Peter, while drinking communion wine, in both Death Has A Shadow and in Fifteen Minutes of Shame. > > “Bring me the Wall Street Journal” Stewie, to a butler. He then orders two other butlers to fight to the death. “Bloody ‘ell, I’ve gone an’ soiled meself!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=4)