# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/61 "2004-07-27T09:46:11Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “Bloody ‘ell, I’ve gone an’ soiled meself!” The british girl (daughter of the guy who bought out the Drunken Clam) to whose Eliza Doolittle Stewie played Henry Higgins - after she’d been terribly refined for a minute and spoiled the moment by peeing herself. ‘I’m going to need that picture of Olmos’ ass back.’ ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/62 "2004-07-27T14:20:53Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘I’m going to need that picture of Olmos’ ass back.’ I’m not sure about this, so I won’t post a new one, but is this William Shatner? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/63 "2004-07-27T16:29:44Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > The british girl (daughter of the guy who bought out the Drunken Clam) to whose Eliza Doolittle Stewie played Henry Higgins - after she’d been terribly refined for a minute and spoiled the moment by peeing herself. > > ‘I’m going to need that picture of Olmos’ ass back.’ Death in Death Lives And my quote is still up for grabs. I double checked and it’s “he he he he he” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/64 "2004-07-27T16:51:53Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Stewie, to a butler. He then orders two other butlers to fight to the death. > “Bloody ‘ell, I’ve gone an’ soiled meself!” Eliza Pinchley “And people’s parents will throw fecal matter from the rooftops.! How TERRIBLE!” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/65 "2004-07-27T17:16:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Eliza Pinchley > > “And people’s parents will throw fecal matter from the rooftops.! How TERRIBLE!” Tom Tucker. “Good! Good!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/66 "2004-07-27T17:18:44Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > Tom Tucker. > > “Good! Good!” The Pyromaniac Bug while sitting next to Stewie watching television. “Time’s a factor, Lois.” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/67 "2004-07-27T17:20:52Z")
> [@Dr. Love](#): > > Death in Death Lives > > And my quote is still up for grabs. I double checked and it’s “he he he he he” Meg after she’s asked about her dating life. “Hey Chris, what’s with your leg?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/68 "2004-07-27T17:25:35Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Meg after she’s asked about her dating life. > > “Hey Chris, what’s with your leg?” Not the answer I was looking for, but may be correct, but I can’t think of which episode you’re referring to. Hint: the quote is given as written. Peter, upon seeing Chris’s penis. “Well, I’m afraid I’m no good for you!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/69 "2004-07-27T18:21:49Z")
> [@Dr. Love](#): > > Not the answer I was looking for, but may be correct, but I can’t think of which episode you’re referring to. Hint: the quote is given as written. > > Peter, upon seeing Chris’s penis. > > “Well, I’m afraid I’m no good for you!” Stewie “Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot…” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/70 "2004-07-27T18:35:35Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot…” Randy Newman and Chris “You want to be a star, don’t you?” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/71 "2004-07-27T18:49:36Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Randy Newman and Chris > > “You want to be a star, don’t you?” The art agent who rechristens Chris to Christabel. “Yeah, you better run, you little bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/72 "2004-07-27T18:55:36Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > The art agent who rechristens Chris to Christabel. You may be right, but that isn’t the answer I’m looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/73 "2004-07-27T18:55:54Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > The art agent who rechristens Chris to Christabel. > > “Yeah, you better run, you little bitch!” Lois to Jennifer Love Hewitt “You better be huge.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/74 "2004-07-27T19:05:35Z")
> [@Dr. Love](#): > > Lois to Jennifer Love Hewitt > > “You better be huge.” Diane to Peter when he goes to ask her to be in The King and I. She was hoping for a male prostitute. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/75 "2004-07-27T19:12:13Z")
Then there’re two yet unanswered quotes up for grabs: “he he he he he” “You want to be a star, don’t you?” ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/76 "2004-07-27T19:29:46Z")
“You want to be a star, don’t you” -\> Walt Disney to Minnie Mouse. “Jackpot!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/77 "2004-07-27T20:29:24Z")
> [@Kantalooppi](#): > > “You want to be a star, don’t you” -\> Walt Disney to Minnie Mouse. > > “Jackpot!” Quagmire upon finding a tied and gagged cheerleader in a bathroom stall “Let my pigeons go!” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/78 "2004-07-28T01:38:39Z")
“Let my pigeons go!” Charleton Heston in ‘Love Thy Trophy’ “He he he he he” Is this the naked greased guy at the company picnic? Here’s mine: “What’s Family Guy?” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/79 "2004-07-28T01:40:20Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “What’s Family Guy?” Patrick Duffy at the end of “da boom” episode. “No, that couldn’t have been me, I just farted.” ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/80 "2004-07-28T02:23:27Z")
“he he he he he” = Peter’s laugh; it was also Peter’s black ancestor’s laugh as recorded in his diary. From Husband, Father…Brother? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=5)