# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/81 "2004-07-28T03:30:22Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > “he he he he he” = Peter’s laugh; it was also Peter’s black ancestor’s laugh as recorded in his diary. From Husband, Father…Brother? Bingo! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/82 "2004-07-28T03:32:51Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Patrick Duffy at the end of “da boom” episode. > > “No, that couldn’t have been me, I just farted.” The IRS agent that Peter sees. “Paul Harvey moves seamlessly into commercial.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/83 "2004-07-28T06:31:03Z")
I can’t remember her name, but it’s the bitter old shut-in that Brian has to take care of as his DUI punishment, who eventually becomes his soulmate until he accidentally gets her run over by a truck. “I totally didn’t see that one coming.” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/84 "2004-07-28T07:21:14Z")
The red-shirted ensign when William Shatner is hit by a car. “That’s right…all the tea!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/85 "2004-07-28T07:45:48Z")
> [@lambchops](#): > > The red-shirted ensign when William Shatner is hit by a car. > > “That’s right…all the tea!” Peter when he tries to ransom Tibet “when I give up my plans of world domination to settle down with a rough trick named Jim.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/86 "2004-07-28T08:14:20Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “when I give up my plans of world domination to settle down with a rough trick named Jim.” Brian, imitating Stewie. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have kinky sex with a cheap hooker.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/87 "2004-07-28T08:21:09Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Brian, imitating Stewie. > “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have kinky sex with a cheap hooker.” Tom Tucker…'s evil twin brother Todd Tucker, out to destroy his brother’s reputation. “You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/88 "2004-07-28T08:25:02Z")
“You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.” Death’s would-be girlfriend, just before he decides he’s had enough. “Oh, sorry Honey, you know you can’t sneak up on me like that!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/89 "2004-07-28T08:29:33Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.” > > Death’s would-be girlfriend, just before he decides he’s had enough. > > “Oh, sorry Honey, you know you can’t sneak up on me like that!” The ninja in the Willie Wanka spoof episode. “Now smell her a little.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/90 "2004-07-28T11:01:29Z")
> [@Dr. Love](#): > > “Now smell her a little.” Peter during his feminine sensitivity retreat. “Party over heeeere” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/91 "2004-07-28T12:41:35Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “Party over heeeere” Cleveland in Da Bomb “Dammit, do I have to listen to this drivel 24 hours a day?!” ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/92 "2004-07-28T15:37:30Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “Time’s a factor, Lois.” I haven’t seen a response to this one. It is Peter after being stabbed. _Only slightly. Only slightly._ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/93 "2004-07-28T16:19:23Z")
> [@watsonwil](#): > > I haven’t seen a response to this one. It is Peter after being stabbed. > > _Only slightly. Only slightly._ Tom Tucker answering his own question when asking Neil Goldman if his mustache tickles women when he kisses them. “FREE THE BEAST!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/94 "2004-07-28T16:27:45Z")
> [@watsonwil](#): > > I haven’t seen a response to this one. It is Peter after being stabbed. > \* It’s from when Peter punctures his lung with a fork while competing with Chris, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Survey1215](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Survey1215](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survey1215)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/95 "2004-07-28T19:10:50Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “FREE THE BEAST!” Lois. “Good day, shopkeep!” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/96 "2004-07-28T19:16:57Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “FREE THE BEAST!” Lois in “Lethal Weapons” “YEAH! BRING ON THE PAIN!” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/97 "2004-07-28T20:15:08Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “YEAH! BRING ON THE PAIN!” Joe, watching his Steven Segal movies on headphones while his wife sleeps. “You kids want to see a dead body?” ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/98 "2004-07-28T20:34:16Z")
> [@Survey1215](#): > > Lois. > > “Good day, shopkeep!” Chris while being controlled by Stewie. “Wait honey. Let’s get the whole family in this.” ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/99 "2004-07-28T20:52:42Z")
Thomas Jefferson. “Doing your… son?” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/100 "2004-07-28T21:55:47Z")
> [@Kantalooppi](#): > > Thomas Jefferson. > > “Doing your… son?” Peter during a job interview. “Now is the winter of your discontent!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=6)