# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/101 "2004-07-28T22:47:56Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “Now is the winter of your discontent!” Stewie, just before hitting Brian with the snowball bazooka. “Dick Armey.” ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/102 "2004-07-28T22:56:39Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > “Dick Armey.” Al Gore. Peter then gets in on the “joke” by asking if his wife’s name is Vagina Coastguard. “Um . . . you did it.” ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/103 "2004-07-28T23:48:17Z")
> [@AerynSun](#): > > “Um . . . you did it.” Actually now that I think about it, that should be “Um . . . it was you.” ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/104 "2004-07-28T23:53:14Z")
> [@AerynSun](#): > > Actually now that I think about it, that should be > > “Um . . . it was you.” Peter meeting with the IRS agent after he _fahts_. “Come. Give heed.” ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/105 "2004-07-28T23:53:27Z")
> [@AerynSun](#): > > Actually now that I think about it, that should be > > “Um . . . it was you.” Peter blaming the other guy in the elevator for farting. “DAMN!! Young brother just slept with his MOTHER!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/106 "2004-07-29T01:37:55Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > “You kids want to see a dead body?” The talking drifter doll that Peter demonstrates to his father. “I came for the juice.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/107 "2004-07-30T02:42:47Z")
> [@Phelan](#): > > “DAMN!! Young brother just slept with his MOTHER!!!” _bump_ (hey, I’m having fun with this thread) The pimp who goes back to 1955 with Rufus Griffin in “Black to the Future” (although I think young brother just _kissed_ his mother). “Shazaam!” ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/108 "2004-07-30T03:01:04Z")
> [@YellowTail](#): > > “Come. Give heed.” Pawtucket Pat to Peter, in the bar-in-the-basement episode. Peter’s answer to that was “Woah, woah, woah, I don’t swing that way, pal.” > [@sublight](#): > > “Shazaam!” Peter, in bed with Lois, when Meg has her friends over. “Riding on the bus, riding on the bus…” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/109 "2004-07-30T03:21:18Z")
> [@lambchops](#): > > “Riding on the bus, riding on the bus…” Peter in “No Bones About It” when he gets his theme music from the genie “You know, the sad part is, he wasn’t always evil.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/110 "2004-07-30T04:09:00Z")
Chris, lamenting the evil monkey in his room. “He was different enough as it is.” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/111 "2004-07-30T05:10:18Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Chris, lamenting the evil monkey in his room. > “He was different enough as it is.” Twinkie the Kid’s parents “Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/112 "2004-07-30T05:14:36Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?” Brian, during his stint working part-time at Cracker Barrel (or some similar shop). “So… who’s Steve?” and my “I came for the juice” is still on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/113 "2004-07-30T05:36:48Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Brian, during his stint working part-time at Cracker Barrel (or some similar shop). > “So… who’s Steve?” > and my “I came for the juice” is still on the board. Grizzly Adams’ bear(boyfriend?) “I’ll be fine as long as I have Mrs. Garrett’s giant rack to look at.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/114 "2004-07-30T05:41:30Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > “I’ll be fine as long as I have Mrs. Garrett’s giant rack to look at.” Mayor West, recovering from his toxic waste bath. “You’re so far in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/115 "2004-07-31T06:24:45Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “You’re so far in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents.” Diane to Tom Tucker in “The Little Rascals” episode? “We strike at dawn…I’m serious this time.” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/116 "2004-07-31T07:06:53Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Diane to Tom Tucker in “The Little Rascals” episode? > > “We strike at dawn…I’m serious this time.” One cloud, to another. “It’s obeying _all the rules!_” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/117 "2004-07-31T12:49:32Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > One cloud, to another. > > “It’s obeying _all the rules!_” Square guy in the “hic-a-doola” skit “I don’t care how well the chimp across the street is doing” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/118 "2004-07-31T13:25:10Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > “I don’t care how well the chimp across the street is doing” Lois, in _When You Wish Upon a Weinstein_ “Oops, crack in the floor!” ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/119 "2004-07-31T13:26:51Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “Oops, crack in the floor!” Kate Moss in the Chris/Artist episode. “That makes you a pedophile!” ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/120 "2004-07-31T15:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > “That makes you a pedophile!” im guessin peters fater. “what do you want?what, you think its easy gettin across town at this hour? i gotta take the subway just like everybody else…bitch.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=7)