# Who Said That? A Family Guy Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951 "2004-07-26T16:48:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/121 "2004-07-31T15:20:30Z")
> [@MSUbulldogs101](#): > > im guessin peters fater. No, it’s Peter. Lois says that being married to him is “like being married to a child.” > [@](#): > > “what do you want?what, you think its easy gettin across town at this hour? i gotta take the subway just like everybody else…bitch.” Big Bird, to Meg. “Poor baby. Waffles must be street for ‘crack!’” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/122 "2004-07-31T17:32:00Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > No, it’s Peter. Lois says that being married to him is “like being married to a child.” And he’ll be damned if he’s going to be lectured by a pervert. Big Bird, to Meg. > [@](#): > > “Poor baby. Waffles must be street for ‘crack!’” The social security worker (and it’s pancakes). “Go back to your rice patty Mulan.” ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/123 "2004-07-31T17:33:13Z")
:smack: ignore the “Big Bird to Meg” part. I forgot to delete that in my coding. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/124 "2004-07-31T18:13:53Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “Go back to your rice patty Mulan.” It’s paddy, and it was the Indian child in the ‘Rainbow’ adopted family that Stewie is placed in. “Once you feng shui the organs it’s really not bad.” ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/125 "2004-07-31T18:58:28Z")
brian, in the carcass of a cow. “sure, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything…even a boat! well take the box!” ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/126 "2004-07-31T19:00:09Z")
not a cow, a camel.camel camel camel. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/127 "2004-07-31T19:31:39Z")
> [@MSUbulldogs101](#): > > brian, in the carcass of a cow. > > “sure, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything…even a boat! well take the box!” I want to say Peter, but I can’t remember the context. “You go down there and you finish him!” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/128 "2004-07-31T20:45:20Z")
> [@MSUbulldogs101](#): > > not a cow, a camel.camel camel camel. It was Stewie. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/129 "2004-07-31T22:16:35Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > I want to say Peter, but I can’t remember the context. A time-share place offers the Griffins (and everyone else on Spooner Street, including Fat Albert) a free boat if they’ll listen to their presentation. But they also offer a mystery box, which Peter takes over the boat. 😃 > [@RandMcnally](#): > > The social security worker (and it’s pancakes). Sigh, right you are- although they’re his foster family, not Social Security workers. No wonder I couldn’t find the quote when I tried to double-check. 😛 I must’ve been thinking of one of my favorite quotes- “Waffles! Tasty waffles! With lots of syrup!” ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/130 "2004-07-31T22:39:00Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “Waffles! Tasty waffles! With lots of syrup!” A stockbroker on the golf course after being hit on the head in Death Lives “Here’s your warning : it’s gonna burn like hell in thirty seconds” ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/131 "2004-08-08T20:36:15Z")
that old lady that brian has to help for his dui, after spraying him with disinfectant or something. “A flautist, Peter, a FLAUTIST!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/132 "2004-08-08T20:44:43Z")
> [@MSUbulldogs101](#): > > “A flautist, Peter, a FLAUTIST!” Brian, missing his date because the family is locked in the basement during the Y2K episode. “It’s gon’ RAIN!” ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/133 "2004-08-09T02:40:55Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “It’s gon’ RAIN!” A weather forecast from Ali Williams. “Wanna fight about it?” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/134 "2004-08-09T03:53:30Z")
The owner of the driving range where Chris gets a job as a ball collecter. “I will hunt you down, and I will cut you!” ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/135 "2004-08-09T04:31:27Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > “I will hunt you down, and I will cut you!” I’m stumped on this one. Is it the huge cockroaches? Here’s a line just in case I guessed right. “MMmmmm. Popsicles.” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/136 "2004-08-09T04:36:08Z")
the painter on PBS “things got waay too real” ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/137 "2004-08-09T04:55:14Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > “things got waay too real” Peter, talking about his acid trip. “Hang on. I gave you one of the ones with silverware in it.” ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/138 "2004-08-09T05:12:00Z")
The skydiving instructor handing a “parachute” to Brian, he then hands him one containing an anvil, “this one’s probably okay” “whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn’t about me, this is about you” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/139 "2004-08-09T05:14:12Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > The skydiving instructor handing a “parachute” to Brian, he then hands him one containing an anvil, “this one’s probably okay” > > “whoa, whoa, whoa, this isn’t about me, this is about you” Bigfoot, after Peter tries to distract an angry crowd after knocking down the cable transmitter. " 'Cause I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels!" ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951/140 "2004-08-09T05:15:01Z")
Bigfoot to Peter, when Peter’s teaching Meg how to drive. “No, my father was a tree” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-said-that-a-family-guy-game/256951.md?page=8)