# Who sang the "Toast" song? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [April 30, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451 "2002-04-30T12:04:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fizzgog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Fizzgog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fizzgog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/1 "2002-04-30T12:04:27Z")
as in “Toast,Toast,Toast,a little bit of Toast,Toast,Toast” ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/2 "2002-04-30T12:10:26Z")
It seems to have been either the **Q-Tips** or **Streetband**. In either case apparenlty **Paul Young** was the singer. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/3 "2002-04-30T12:11:14Z")
It was Paul Young, but I don’t remember if he recorded it under that name. Thanks a bunch for putting _that_ in my head ! ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/4 "2002-04-30T12:13:34Z")
There’s brown bread, white bread, all sort of whole milk bread. It comes in funny packages with writin’ on the side… Jona Lewie… ---
**Author:** ![Fizzgog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Fizzgog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fizzgog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/5 "2002-04-30T12:14:07Z")
WHOOOOOPS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/6 "2002-04-30T12:16:35Z")
I thought it was a band called _ **Splodginess abounds** _(sp?) ---
**Author:** ![Fizzgog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Fizzgog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fizzgog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/7 "2002-04-30T12:19:16Z")
Didnt they do 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please? ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/8 "2002-04-30T12:19:16Z")
There is a Comedian named Haywood Banks who sings a song about Toast! IIRC it starts with: From all around the world and coast to coast People always ask me what I like most I do not like to brag I don’t like to boast I tell every one I like toast YEAH TOAST that the song your talking 'bout? He also does a cool song about Wiperblades ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/9 "2002-04-30T12:22:37Z")
That’s my whoops:eek: …I was getting my compilation CDs confused…Streetband it is. (Jona Lewie did ‘Kitchen at Parties’ 😃 which I would consider the same ilk) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/10 "2002-04-30T12:26:05Z")
aha, my mistake ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sang-the-toast-song/106451/11 "2002-04-30T15:52:46Z")
Then there are the Zany Guys from Phoenix who sang about toast.