# Who should I follow on twitter? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180 "2010-07-27T14:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/21 "2010-07-28T16:28:20Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > No one. > > Honestly, I would have never thought this idea would have caught on. I am amazed that it has become so mainstream. > > I refuse to get an account. Out of general principle. > > Again, I show my age. And get the hell off my lawn! This was my attitude, but now that tweeting isn’t hip, I might sign up. My change in attitude has nothing to do with Hayley Williams’ boobies. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/22 "2010-07-28T16:39:49Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@Spit](#): > > > > The only people I “regularly” check on are the lead singer of Paramore, [Hayley Williams](http://twitter.com/yelyahwilliams) and the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert. > > > > While not a fan of the former, it has been very cool to see what the inner thoughts are of someone as they are gaining fame & success. Plus she seems to be a very nice person who takes the time to answer her fans. > > Don’t lie: it’s also because she was dumb enough to “accidentally” Tweet a picture of her tits a few weeks back. Well, I looked up the pic. It’s practically SFW! Sorry Miss Williams, I do enjoy following your tweets, but I’m a breast man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/23 "2010-07-28T17:00:00Z")
> [@Spit](#): > > Well, I looked up the pic. It’s practically SFW! > > Sorry Miss Williams, I do enjoy following your tweets, but I’m a breast man. 🙂 I’m lame. I tried looking it up but couldn’t find the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/24 "2010-07-28T17:33:54Z")
Search [Hayley Williams boobs] Although that is a misnomer. Again, sorry Miss Williams, but if you are gonna put it, them, out there… ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/25 "2010-07-28T17:42:29Z")
> [@Spit](#): > > Search [Hayley Williams boobs] > > Although that is a misnomer. > > Again, sorry Miss Williams, but if you are gonna put it, them, out there… Well that was rather disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/26 "2010-07-28T22:26:25Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > > [@Spit](#): > > > > Search [Hayley Williams boobs] > > > > Although that is a misnomer. > > > > Again, sorry Miss Williams, but if you are gonna put it, them, out there… > > Well that was rather disappointing. Don’t blame her boobs, that’s just how God made them. Then she “accidentally” posted that to her Twitter. Don’t you guys hate when that happens? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/27 "2010-07-28T22:37:36Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@RandMcnally](#): > > > > > [@Spit](#): > > > > > > Search [Hayley Williams boobs] > > > > > > Although that is a misnomer. > > > > > > Again, sorry Miss Williams, but if you are gonna put it, them, out there… > > > > Well that was rather disappointing. > > Don’t blame her boobs, that’s just how God made them. Then she “accidentally” posted that to her Twitter. Don’t you guys hate when that happens? I know I do. It happens to me on a daily basis. It’s really getting old. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/28 "2010-07-29T13:31:01Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > > [@RandMcnally](#): > > > > > > > [@Spit](#): > > > > > > > > Search [Hayley Williams boobs] > > > > > > > > Although that is a misnomer. > > > > > > > > Again, sorry Miss Williams, but if you are gonna put it, them, out there… > > > > > > Well that was rather disappointing. > > > > Don’t blame her boobs, that’s just how God made them. Then she “accidentally” posted that to her Twitter. Don’t you guys hate when that happens? > > I know I do. It happens to me on a daily basis. It’s really getting old. I actually believe her- If I were going to display the goods to a few million people, I would make sure they were looking their best. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/29 "2010-07-31T11:43:50Z")
I am so unhip, I haven’t even heard of many of the people posted. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/30 "2010-07-31T15:51:58Z")
[Kaye West](http://twitter.com/kanyewest) just got a Twitter a few days ago and it’s about as random and odd as you’d imagine. I can’t stop laughing at how random every Tweet is. Makes my day, it does! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/31 "2010-07-31T16:29:05Z")
**BreakingNews** is a news service. gives me headlines w/o going to a news website. If it is something worth my while, I go looking further. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/32 "2010-07-31T16:42:31Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > What stars should I be following to put me in “The Loop”? > > Any fun sites that twitter interesting things? > > Just got an account, but now what? Personally, I think following _no_ stars is the answer; with the exception that you definitely follow **Stink Fish Pot** I think the correct term is ‘tweet’ - but ‘twitter’ ‘tweet’ or ‘twit’ all just spell ‘fucked up’ to me. Having just gotten your account and not knowing what to do with it, cancel it now while you’re ahead. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/33 "2010-07-31T21:58:10Z")
Not every Twitter account is for real. Besides the outright fakers, there are **Twitterary** tweets. If a star can’t be bothered to do her own tweets, she’ll hire a Twitterary to do it for her. You might be hanging on her every word, but you’re reading a low-paid thumbworker. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/34 "2010-07-31T23:25:03Z")
Back in May, I posted about [FEMINIST HULK](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=563838)’s twitter feed. Again, I don’t do twitter, but if I did, I’d follow her/him/it. Very amusing… ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180/35 "2010-07-31T23:41:39Z")
Of all the places on the web, this is probably the last I would’ve expected to find out about Paramore chick getting them out… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-i-follow-on-twitter/548180.md?page=1)