# Who should Israel kill next? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2004, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307 "2004-03-25T07:38:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/1 "2004-03-25T07:38:17Z")
As long as they’re on a roll, why stop now? Who’s next? Fucking war mongers. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/2 "2004-03-25T07:45:13Z")
That’s easy to say halfway across the world where nobody is strapping bombs to their chests in your neighborhood and killing randomly and indiscriminately. I can’t find it in my heart to feel bad about the demise of a notorious terrorist leader, nor the impending demise of his organization. The only people I do feel bad about are the innocent people who get killed because these cowards won’t step out into the light to get hammered down. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/3 "2004-03-25T08:51:48Z")
What! Are you out of your fucking mind **Airman**? Everybody and his uncle Bob knows Israel isn’t supposed to do anything except hold hands and get blown to smithereens on their way to school, let alone removing someone who hasn’t done anything worse than murdering http://info.jpost.com/C002/Supplements/CasualtiesOfWar/index.html]women, children (and babies). Anyway back to the OP. I think there’re a fair number of leaders and members of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hitzbolla, Al-Aqsa martyrs, Islamic goat-fucking Jihad martyrs and what have you not that would better off pushing daisies. And if Israel could get their hands on Bin Laden or that talli-Omar dude – that’d be just swell. Beyond that, how about Britney Spears? You think Israel would be so good as to deal with her if we asked really nice? – hell, I’d beg! Or perhaps Michael fucking Moore? How about spammers and telephone salesmen? Webpages with pop-ups? Or that girl in 1985 who wouldn’t sleep with me. - Rune ps. ccwaterback you are a fucking moron. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/4 "2004-03-25T09:13:26Z")
Carrot-Top. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/5 "2004-03-25T14:23:54Z")
> [@WinstonSmith](#): > > What! Are you out of your fucking mind **Airman**? Everybody and his uncle Bob knows Israel isn’t supposed to do anything except hold hands and get blown to smithereens on their way to school, let alone removing someone who hasn’t done anything worse than murdering http://info.jpost.com/C002/Supplements/CasualtiesOfWar/index.html]women, children (and babies). > > Anyway back to the OP. I think there’re a fair number of leaders and members of Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hitzbolla, Al-Aqsa martyrs, Islamic goat-fucking Jihad martyrs and what have you not that would better off pushing daisies. And if Israel could get their hands on Bin Laden or that talli-Omar dude – that’d be just swell. Beyond that, how about Britney Spears? You think Israel would be so good as to deal with her if we asked really nice? – hell, I’d beg! Or perhaps Michael fucking Moore? How about spammers and telephone salesmen? Webpages with pop-ups? Or that girl in 1985 who wouldn’t sleep with me. > > - Rune > > ps. ccwaterback you are a fucking moron. Can I put in an order for Celine Dion? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/6 "2004-03-25T14:27:11Z")
As long as they are hellbent on wiping out murdering pricks, Sharon would make a good target. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@Jammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/7 "2004-03-25T14:40:16Z")
I would have moved on to that huge throng of mouth-breathing, masked, gun waving, Islamic-militant asswipes that I saw jumping around on CNN last night. A lot of bang for your buck there, methinks. But that’s just me. Jammer ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/8 "2004-03-25T14:56:55Z")
Arafat. I have him as a pick in the Celebrity Death Pool, and I still have a big, fat goose egg. Actually, any of my picks ought to do. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/9 "2004-03-25T15:05:56Z")
US or Israel kills people = GOOD Any other country kills people = BAD See, I can be an American propaganda robot too. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/10 "2004-03-25T15:06:16Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > As long as they’re on a roll, why stop now? Who’s next? > > Fucking war mongers. What are your thoughts on the US trying to off Osama? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/11 "2004-03-25T15:09:09Z")
Allow me to correct you. > [@ccwaterback](#): > > US or Israel kills people = GOOD US or Israel kill people _who_ kill people = GOOD > [@](#): > > Any other country kills people = BAD Last time I checked, the Taliban, AQ, or Hamas was not a country. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/12 "2004-03-25T15:17:00Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > US or Israel kills people = GOOD > > Any other country kills people = BAD > > See, I can be an American propaganda robot too. Your robot imitating skills are flawless. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/13 "2004-03-25T16:04:06Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Your robot imitating skills are flawless. 😃 Yes, but he sounds like his software has gone all bad on him. He must be running on NT. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/14 "2004-03-25T16:27:40Z")
Having just seen _Starsky and Hutch_ I would have to say Ben Stiller and the blond moron who played the blond moron. {My 9 year old wanted to see the movie…gimme a break} Oh, and Celine Dion. And 2 of the 3 Dixie Chicks. And the guy down the street who uses his lawn mower at 8 am on Sundays. And… ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/15 "2004-03-25T16:29:25Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Allow me to correct you. > > US or Israel kill people _who_ kill people = GOOD > > Last time I checked, the Taliban, AQ, or Hamas was not a country. I agree. So, _run_, don’t walk, and let your Government in on the news. Could have saved quite a few thousand innocent lives with that bit of info. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/16 "2004-03-25T16:35:24Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > And 2 of the 3 Dixie Chicks. To clarify, that can be _any_ two of the three Dixie Chicks. I am just curious to see if the remaining Chick would tour as _ **The Surviving Dixie Chick** _. ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/17 "2004-03-25T16:37:52Z")
I vote for the entire staff of [thetruth.com](http://thetruth.com), serveral of my co-workers, and the OP. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/18 "2004-03-25T16:55:43Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > I agree. So, _run_, don’t walk, and let your Government in on the news. > > Could have saved quite a few thousand innocent lives with that bit of info. Perhaps I’m a bit dense today, but I don’t follow you here. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/19 "2004-03-25T17:04:19Z")
Maybe they can try & assassinate the pres of the US & make it look like Iraq was behind it…again. Or maybe they had just better clean up the Judean People’s Front…or is it The People’s Font of Judea…or maybe the Popular People’s Front…or… ---
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307/20 "2004-03-25T18:24:21Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > As long as they’re on a roll, why stop now? Who’s next? > > Fucking war mongers. This is war-mongering how again? Oh, yeah, whew… I almost let logic get the better of my knee-jerk anti-Israeli sentiment again. Its NOT cool because it was a _palestinian_ terrorist leader. Israeli civilians ok, palestian terrorist leader who orders deaths of those civilians not ok. Got it. :rolleyes: You’re a fucking idiot, but I’m sure you’re expressing the proper sentiment among your progressive little cohort. Asshole. Wheelchair filled with hateful old jackass one second, bloodstain on the highway the next. Yet my eyes remain strangely untearful. Next, hmmmm, hard to say, but since they’re “on a roll” anyway, Chirac would be nice. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-israel-kill-next/236307.md?page=2)