# Who should play James Bond after Brosnan?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 28, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234 "2004-07-28T03:03:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/41 "2004-07-28T17:17:40Z")

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I really do think the Bond franchise is played out. Bond was a product of the Cold War, & that’s all over. There’s no place in the world for Bond.

So, my answer to “Who should be the next Bond?” is…nobody.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/42 "2004-07-28T17:43:26Z")

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I think the next Bond film should be a musical.

With that in mind, I nominate Wayne Brady.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/43 "2004-07-28T18:32:28Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> I think the next Bond film should be a musical.
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> With that in mind, I nominate Wayne Brady.

I hate to break it to you but Wayne is …

Umm, how to put this politely. Umm … well, best to come right out and say it:

Wayne Brady is an American.

Sorry to put it so bluntly. :wally

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/44 "2004-07-28T18:32:25Z")

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Hmmmm…supposedly Orlando Bloom has been signed to play a [young James Bond](http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds15131.html) in an upcoming film (other stories today are confirming this Monday report). If Bond is stripped of his wordly nature, I’m not sure where that leaves him. Eh, whatever. I’ve never seen a Bond movie in a theater, I guess that doesn’t make me much of a fan.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/45 "2004-07-28T18:52:49Z")

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> My first choice, Sean Bean, is obviously disqualified.

Did I miss something? Explain please.

Oh shit I was just about to hit send when I realized he has been a Bond villian :smack:

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/46 "2004-07-28T19:24:21Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> I hate to break it to you but Wayne is …
> 
> Umm, how to put this politely. Umm … well, best to come right out and say it:
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> Wayne Brady is an American.
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> Sorry to put it so bluntly. :wally

So, are you saying that Americans can’t sing? Or dance?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-play-james-bond-after-brosnan/257234/47 "2004-07-28T23:00:00Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> So, are you saying that Americans can’t sing? Or dance?

Of course he’s not saying that. Everyone knows Americans have a good sense of rhythm.

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