# Who should the SDMB pay to stay?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 19, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195 "2004-03-19T13:57:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/41 "2004-03-22T06:25:59Z")

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**CrazyCatLady**. Definitely.

She’s been really helpful with pet problems that I’ve had in the past, and she’s a darn nice lady, from what I can tell.

Also, **RueDeDay** , **AirmanDoors** and **MsRobyn** , **Scylla** and a whole bunch of others. I’ll second **Euty** as well.

Big apologies to anyone whose username I’ve bungled.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/42 "2004-03-22T06:50:24Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> **Q.E.D.** , natch.

Awwww…ya big lug! You too.

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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/43 "2004-03-22T07:38:21Z")

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[ul]  
[li]Angel of the Lord (Okay, I’m biased! :D)[/li][li]Badge, for his kindness to me through emails.[/li][li]Esprix, for the gay threads when I first started here.[/li][/ul]

And more, but it’s late and I can’t think well…  
/S

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/44 "2004-03-22T12:51:22Z")

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I like the guys that most don’t: The Broken Column, former member december, and Chumpsky. Don’t agree with them but they are (or were) fun.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/45 "2004-03-22T19:40:24Z")

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Thanks for the kudos, folks, but as you can see I’ve already bought my membership. Now, if they want to issue me a refund… 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/46 "2004-03-22T23:20:54Z")

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There are a lot of people whose posts I’ve enjoyed over the years, but I’d like to group together **Scylla** , **Fenris** , **erislover** (formerly **aynrandlover** ), and **Sofa King** as four posters whose posts not only inspired me to register here originally, but also kept me coming back after several periods of not reading the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/47 "2004-03-23T01:42:15Z")

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> [@FisherQueen](#):
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> **Eve**. Her vast knowledge of film history and her ability to calmly explain about transsexualism is well balanced by her charming, Dorothy Parker-esque personality.
> 
> **Rue DeDay.**

This sorta cracks me up. **Eve** is _the_ finest lady you could ever hope to meet. And then there’s… me. Pretty much the whole range of Dopeness, right there. Not that I don’t really appreciate the sentiment.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/48 "2004-03-23T02:14:57Z")

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Eve, for her humor.

Libertarian, for his posts which I STILL cannot understand, but like him anyway.

Diogenes the Cynic, he’s just great.

Seige and Polycarp, for being Chrsit-like and non judgmental, unlike the nasty folks who dislike them.

NoClueBoy, whom I will someday marry(kidding)

Esprix, for being a classic.

Homebrew, for trying to get thru to the homophobes.

I Know I’ve forgotten some, but fill-in-your-name-here!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/49 "2004-03-23T04:15:12Z")

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**Scylla** must stay, at all costs.

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/50 "2004-03-23T11:15:55Z")

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> [@Rue DeDay](#):
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> This sorta cracks me up. **Eve** is _the_ finest lady you could ever hope to meet. And then there’s… me. Pretty much the whole range of Dopeness, right there. Not that I don’t really appreciate the sentiment.

Ah, but you see, I made my post from purely selfish grounds. Both of you make me smile on a regular basis.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/51 "2004-03-23T14:28:31Z")

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I second Scylla.

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**Author:** ![Sassafras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@Sassafras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassafras)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/52 "2004-03-23T17:54:39Z")

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I also cast a vote for **Sauron**. And also a nod to **AuntieEm** for the engrossing tale of the missing coworker.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/53 "2004-03-23T18:39:09Z")

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**EddyTeddyFreddy**. For so many reasons, not the least of which being that she rocks.  
**Sanguine Spider** Likewise.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/54 "2004-03-25T15:59:03Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Ummmm, \*\*Wally \*\* was killed in a freak work accident two years ago.  
> Unless I am being whooshed.

I hope that’s not true. That’s very sad if it is. I am so embarrassed right now.

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**Author:** ![x27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/7993a0/32.png) [@x27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x27)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/55 "2004-03-25T18:04:01Z")

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**Scylla** for calling elmo a “furry red turd”

**jarbabyj** for loving Archie comix like me and for “tit wrench” and “cock holster”

**Eve** for writing such cool books and contributing such interesting Golden Age information.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/56 "2004-03-25T19:41:37Z")

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Damn, I was gonna nominate **jarbabyj**! X27 you bastard!

Also **terrorcotta** for semi-secret reasons

**Dewey Cheatem Undhow** and **minty green** for legal reasons. Thanks to them, I’m spending the year being dead as a tax writeoff!

**John Mace**  **Sam Stone** and other conservatives so I’ll have someone to argue with.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/57 "2004-03-25T23:25:02Z")

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**Wang-Ka** AND **lieu**. I’ll buy either one of your subscriptions.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/58 "2004-03-25T23:59:44Z")

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> [@The Great Zamboni](#):
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> > [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> > Ummmm, Wally was killed in a freak work accident two years ago.
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> > Unless I am being whooshed.
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> I hope that’s not true. That’s very sad if it is.

[It’s twue, it’s twue.](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp) More like four years ago.

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**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/59 "2004-03-26T00:02:36Z")

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**ultrafilter** and **eluciadator** (may have spelled than wrong :()

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-the-sdmb-pay-to-stay/235195/60 "2004-03-26T15:51:09Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> [It’s twue, it’s twue.](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp) More like four years ago.

Wow, I had no idea. I registered right after he died. I read a few threads with his posts.

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