# Who should Trump shoot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [January 24, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057 "2016-01-24T03:46:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hulka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@hulka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hulka)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/1 "2016-01-24T03:46:02Z")
And would he bother with a lawyer in the aftermath? In case you haven’t heard (no mention that I’ve seen here so far): What if he'd used the 'R' word instead? I don't mean Republican. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/2 "2016-01-24T04:11:58Z")
Retarded? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/3 "2016-01-24T04:21:00Z")
Reshoot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/4 "2016-01-24T04:34:54Z")
Refinance? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/5 "2016-01-24T04:48:49Z")
Reload. ---
**Author:** ![hulka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@hulka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hulka)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/6 "2016-01-24T05:02:24Z")
rhymes with a part of the neck ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/7 "2016-01-24T05:32:50Z")
Rubmandibular glands! ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/8 "2016-01-24T05:45:38Z")
Radam’s rapple? Ruh-roh. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/9 "2016-01-24T05:47:23Z")
Himself? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/10 "2016-01-24T05:55:17Z")
Anyone who’d vote for him. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/11 "2016-01-24T06:53:27Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Himself? Seconded. BTW, what the hell is wrong with his voice? Is he doing helium hits? His older statements on TV shows from a cell phone sound deeper and, well, like a man. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/12 "2016-01-24T15:36:58Z")
A Mexican Muslim, of course. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/13 "2016-01-24T21:33:04Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > A Mexican Muslim, of course. An illegal immigrant Mexican Muslim ISIS rapist would be even better. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/14 "2016-01-24T21:48:28Z")
The Koch Brothers, Bloomberg, Adelson, and assorted other counterrevolutionaries. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/15 "2016-01-24T21:57:20Z")
He can’t wish death for Rubio on these boards! Ban him! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/16 "2016-01-24T22:02:56Z")
I want to see Donald Trump and Dick Cheney go on a hunting trip together… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/17 "2016-01-24T22:07:43Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I want to see Donald Trump and Dick Cheney go on a hunting trip together… That would be terrific! America wants this-- really great! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/18 "2016-01-24T23:08:58Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I want to see Donald Trump and Dick Cheney go on a hunting trip together… Thunderhunt! Two men go out; only one returns. It is the Way of our People. And the survivor has to fight Aretha. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-should-trump-shoot/744057/19 "2016-01-25T01:33:09Z")
> [@hulka](#): > > rhymes with a part of the neck I got nothing. What? Reuter? > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Himself? Darn you **Guin**! I was going to say this. Oh well, snooze, lose.