# Who stars in your erotic dreams?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749 "2003-05-22T05:26:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/21 "2003-05-22T15:55:34Z")

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I have NO idea why, because I really can’t stand her, but I’ve had numerous dreams involving Anna Nicole Smith…

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/22 "2003-05-22T16:18:10Z")

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Funny you should ask - had one yesterday with my Hubby in the starring role.

But while I was on fertility drugs, I kept having the most bizarre dreams about Russell Crowe…

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/23 "2003-05-22T17:21:27Z")

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Marjorie Main

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/24 "2003-05-22T17:27:33Z")

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I can certainly recall my dreams becoming particularly vivid during all three pregnancies! However, whenever I have sex dreams, they invariably star my husband. Sometimes I wake up from these dreams and then wake **him** up! He almost never complains about it!😉

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/25 "2003-05-22T17:43:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sublight \*  
> \*\*Consistently co-starring recently has been an unnamed, but quite attractive young woman, perhaps an amalgamation various women I’ve met. \*\*

She wouldn’t happen to be black, about 20, braided hair, wearing a very low-cut top dancing dirty with you in a crappy little bar in Roppongi, would she?

'Cause that wasn’t a dream.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Rhelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@Rhelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhelle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/26 "2003-05-22T20:02:08Z")

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My hormones were in overdrive when I was pregnant too. Enjoy it while it lasts. 🙂

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/27 "2003-05-22T20:17:15Z")

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I’m ashamed to admit it. \>sigh\<

Justin Timberlake.

Twice.

What is _wrong_ with me?

I think I have the libido of an 18 yr old boy sometimes. The question really is who _doesn’t_ star in my, er, naughty dreams. The cute gal on the bus? Check? That really hot guy with the shaved head that was flirting with me in the mall? Check. One of the associates here? Check.

At least I still have naughty dreams about my hubby. That’s a good sign, I think.

I’m a sad, sad woman…

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/28 "2003-05-22T21:00:52Z")

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I respectfully remind the Senator of the rights guaranteed to me by the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States.

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/29 "2003-05-22T21:02:16Z")

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My OTHER hand…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/30 "2003-05-22T23:51:49Z")

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Goran Visnjic-but I always wake up before anything REALLY good happens-dammit!

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/31 "2003-05-23T00:33:22Z")

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Jeff Hardy

Rob Van Dam

Peter Steele

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**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/32 "2003-05-23T00:52:49Z")

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My erotic dreams always star old boyfriends or celebrities that IRL I would not necessarily find attractive (but sometimes do). I remember a particularly intense one about Paul McCartney. Monday night I watched the Mavs game, went to bed, and dreamed all night that I was making out with Mark Cuban. I was almost too embarrassed to watch the game last night.

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/33 "2003-05-23T01:44:33Z")

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I once dreamt about sex with my father. Oh so disgusting.

I, too, have the “unnamed but attractive young woman” in my dreams. She’s generally in her late 20’s, fit, lightly tanned, with medium length brown hair. The things we do are intense, yet would merit no more than a PG rating.

I also have more explicit dreams about other random women, and invariably I tell them “No, no, we mustn’t, I’m married.” I’d much rather say “I’m just dreaming, so let’s get to it.” Oh well.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/34 "2003-05-23T03:54:25Z")

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This may be TMI, but I dream about both men and women. I once dreamt about Madonna, and I don’t even like her! The best one I ever had, though, starred Lex Luthor from _Smallville_. I wish I dreamt about Billy Boyd, though. \<drool\>

I also have a question. I believe myself to be unchangeably straight. So why am I having erotic dreams about women? I’m not overly concerned about it, just curious.

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**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/35 "2003-05-23T03:55:55Z")

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Well hearing the dreams may be pregnancy related is a relief.

But why kindergarten boyfriend as an adult? Why? I never feel bad about celebrities, if it was a vauge unknown stranger. But wowza, now its him again. Three nights in a row.

Im very glad I will not be going to my hometown again until after Ive had the baby. With my luck I’d bump into him right away and turn into a stammering fool or something.

And WHY cant I dream of my husband?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/36 "2003-05-23T04:17:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cerowyn \*  
> \*\*She wouldn’t happen to be black, about 20, braided hair, wearing a very low-cut top dancing dirty with you in a crappy little bar in Roppongi, would she?
> 
> 'Cause that wasn’t a dream.
> 
> :eek: \*\*

No, but that probably explains why dreamgirl has gotten better at dancing recently.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/37 "2003-05-23T04:21:50Z")

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I had a hot sex dream about David Letterman once quite a few years back. I wasn’t even attracted to him before I had that dream.

It made me blush to watch him on the show after that.  
Now I’m just repulsed.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/38 "2003-05-23T06:15:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*[Pervy hobbit-fancier!](http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/)
> 
> Sam will kill you if he finds out. 😉 \*\*

Look at me. You don’t think I can kick Sam’s ass?

Besides, it really _was_ Elijah Wood, not Frodo. Although I certainly wouldn’t mind getting jiggy with Frodo.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/39 "2003-05-23T06:24:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Priceguy \*  
> \*\*Look at me. You don’t think I can kick Sam’s ass?
> 
> Besides, it really _was_ Elijah Wood, not Frodo. Although I certainly wouldn’t mind getting jiggy with Frodo. \*\*

Wouldn’t that be difficult with Sam standing right there saying “Poor ol’ Frodo”?

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-stars-in-your-erotic-dreams/176749/40 "2003-05-23T06:27:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \*  
> \*\*Wouldn’t that be difficult with Sam standing right there saying “Poor ol’ Frodo”? \*\*

There would be nothing poor about Frodo when I got through with him. Besides, Sam’s Frodo’s servant, so if Frodo says “Piss off! I’m trying to score here!”, then that’s what he does.

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