# Who starts the most unique threads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 12, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309 "2004-11-12T01:22:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/1 "2004-11-12T01:22:59Z")

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My vote goes, ironically to **START**. His threads seem to stand out more than the rest. Take that as a compliment **START** my good man.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/2 "2004-11-12T01:32:43Z")

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**Surreal**. No question.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/3 "2004-11-12T01:52:38Z")

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**Lobsang** your nomination of **Start** has some merit, but since he/she has only been the OP of approximately 6 threads, it might just be chalked up to beginner’s luck. You on the other hand are much more prolific and probably hold the record for starting the most threads, in the period since you joined SDMB. So I nominate **Lobsang** as starting the most unique (and not so unique) threads. 😉

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/4 "2004-11-12T01:59:07Z")

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Beats me, I’m still woozy over the “most unique” part of the title.

Get thee to a Strunk and White.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/5 "2004-11-12T05:41:58Z")

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I do. Based purely on the ratio of my posts to my initiated threads, all the threads I have started have been nearly unique, so I have the “most” unique threads.  
😉

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**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/6 "2004-11-12T06:30:39Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> My vote goes, ironically to **START**. His threads seem to stand out more than the rest. Take that as a compliment **START** my good man.

Wow Thanks! I have been pitted and I have been praised. Thank You 😃

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/7 "2004-11-12T06:37:59Z")

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Granted I haven’t been here long. But I have been reading past threads.  
I can see 3 that fit: **Master Wang-Ka** , \*\*Eve \*\* and **Chairman Pow**.

What y’all think?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/8 "2004-11-12T07:21:13Z")

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Rue De Day.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/9 "2004-11-12T13:10:29Z")

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Hey **Lobsang** , what a great idea for a thread! I don’t think anybody’s ever thought of this before!

Congrats! 😃

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/10 "2004-11-12T17:11:59Z")

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My vote goes to **Eve**. I always read her threads. Her topics are quirky and often downright bizarre, but always fascinating. She has a gift for pointing out small things about life that we otherwise wouldn’t know or think about, and then we have fun thinking about them. Many threads could’ve been started by just about anybody, but Eve’s threads would not exist without her unique perspective on life.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/11 "2004-11-12T17:23:35Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Beats me, I’m still woozy over the “most unique” part of the title.
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> Get thee to a Strunk and White.

Does **Gaudere** ’s Law apply to your punctuation when chastizing another’s grammar?

Oh, I hope I didn’t screw anything up! Oh, I hope I didn’t screw anything up! Oh, I hope…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/12 "2004-11-12T18:02:13Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Beats me, I’m still woozy over the “most unique” part of the title.
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> Get thee to a Strunk and White.

How do you know he doesn’t mean “most” as in “greatest numerical value of”, eh?

Get thee to a School of Lateral Thinking 😉

I vote to disqualify **START** because I keep getting him and **SHAKES** confused, and nominate **Reeder**.

Okay, Okay, maybe not.

I vote **Rue**.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/13 "2004-11-12T18:07:35Z")

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I’d like to Nominate **Start** because he/she/genderneutral threw up all over a substitute.

Lobsang comes in a close second, without even vomiting.

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**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/14 "2004-11-12T18:24:09Z")

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I’d like to nominate **Shirley Ujest** because her threads do a public service. After her “Friends don’t let friends wear ponchos” thread I started a 12 Step Program to help reformed poncho wearers:

My name is **smartini** and I wore a poncho. I convinced myself it was just once and that it was really a sweater without sleeves. Sort of a shirley temple sweater. But it was a poncho.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/15 "2004-11-12T18:50:00Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> **Surreal**. No question.

Seconded. I opened this thread just to reply with his name.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/16 "2004-11-13T00:48:36Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> My vote goes to **Eve**. I always read her threads. Her topics are quirky and often downright bizarre, but always fascinating. She has a gift for pointing out small things about life that we otherwise wouldn’t know or think about, and then we have fun thinking about them. Many threads could’ve been started by just about anybody, but Eve’s threads would not exist without her unique perspective on life.

So, godammit, howcum I can’t get a syndicated column?

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**Author:** ![Harmonix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Harmonix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonix)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/17 "2004-11-13T01:22:13Z")

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Oh come on guys? What about **Sauron**?

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/18 "2004-11-13T01:31:25Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> **Surreal**. No question.

Given.

Others mentioned in this thread often start really great threads. When I see their names, I may click on the thread title, just because it’s them.

But they cannot even begin to compete in the consistently freakishly odd threads category with the doper that brought us:

[Are Animals That Have Been ‘Put To Sleep’ Safe For Human Consumption?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285679),  
[Has A Millionaire Ever Used His Wealth To Induce People Into Humiliating Themselves?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260635), or  
[Can I Get My Furniture Reupholstered With Foreskin?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269372)

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-starts-the-most-unique-threads/274309/19 "2004-11-13T02:10:35Z")

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Well, I think Uncle Beer posts the most unusual and FUNNY BS on this board.  
No reservations, has He. 😛
