# Who sucker punches Rick Moranis?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [October 2, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058 "2020-10-02T18:14:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/1 "2020-10-02T18:14:33Z")

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Seems someone decided that sucker punching Rick Moranis would be fun. Not sure why cause I’m pretty sure he didn’t do anything to them. Can this year get any more screwed up?

[Actor Rick Roranis Sucker-punched](https://abc7.com/sucker-punch-in-head-rick-moranis-punched-attack/6717136/)

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/2 "2020-10-02T18:18:27Z")

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Rick Moranis may be Canadian by an accident of birth, but he is an American treasure. We must find this attacker and show no mercy.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/3 "2020-10-02T18:45:49Z")

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If he said “What’s the frequency Kenneth?” the cops know who it is .

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/4 "2020-10-02T19:05:48Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Rick Moranis may be Canadian by an accident of birth, but he is an American treasure. We must find this attacker and show no mercy.

Chop him up and feed him to a plant?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/5 "2020-10-02T19:16:13Z")

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It’s just messed up city shit. The dude was probably raging and wanted to punch somebody. He probably didn’t know who Rick Moranis was, just that he didn’t look like a guy who would punch back. If he’d known Moranis was a celebrity, he would have waited for somebody else. I hope they catch him.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/6 "2020-10-02T19:59:38Z")

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‘The knockout game’ is a thing. The attacker in the video looked more composed than many street people in the grips of a delirium, chemical or otherwise.

I wish Moranis a full recovery, and hope he wasn’t hurt too badly.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/7 "2020-10-02T20:28:26Z")

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He didn’t have a good day, eh?

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/8 "2020-10-02T20:33:22Z")

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Bet he regrets not wearing his Dark Helmet that day.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/9 "2020-10-02T20:40:18Z")

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Sincerely, I hope the attacker is stupid enough to brag about it on social media and gets caught.

“Hay, gaiz! I clocked Rick Moranis! LOL!”

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/10 "2020-10-02T22:46:54Z")

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I’d sucker-punch Martin Short in an instant!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/11 "2020-10-03T01:47:29Z")

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Why would you want to do that?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/12 "2020-10-03T01:58:42Z")

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He’s incredibly annoying.

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/13 "2020-10-03T02:22:53Z")

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Some vengeful ghost?

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/14 "2020-10-03T04:20:28Z")

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I thought the Ryan Reynolds commercial went well. Some critics are WAY too harsh.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/15 "2020-10-03T04:36:40Z")

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No it isn’t.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/16 "2020-10-03T06:04:21Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/u85kXAxYeQ8/hqdefault.jpg "Knockout Game Violence Alarms Authorities") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u85kXAxYeQ8)

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**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/17 "2020-10-03T06:28:14Z")

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I don’t know why people are so quick to deny the existence of the Knockout Game when even Wikipedia says it’s a thing with sources. It’s not on the scale that conservatives say but there’s been enough instances of it to make a trend.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/18 "2020-10-03T11:41:29Z")

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> [@Asuka](#):
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> …even Wikipedia says it’s a thing with sources…

_ **This** _ is your defense??

mmm

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/19 "2020-10-03T12:16:21Z")

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All of you lauding Mr Moranis, you do realize he was involved in the shrinking of some children a few years back, right?!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-sucker-punches-rick-moranis/922058/20 "2020-10-03T12:18:29Z")

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Who’s Rick Roranis?

> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> If he said “What’s the frequency Kenneth?” the cops know who it is .

Michael Stipe?

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