# Who wants me to go away? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 12, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833 "2018-10-12T02:52:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/101 "2018-10-14T06:23:19Z")
If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique. But more likely just a long hangover, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/102 "2018-10-14T15:51:52Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique. > > But more likely just a long hangover, unfortunately. So, are you saying that we _should_ contribute some beer money? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/103 "2018-10-14T16:26:49Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > So, are you saying that we _should_ contribute some beer money? I have a case-1 of Bud Lite Lime sitting under my sink that someone brought over and left like a fucking asshole. I’ve been saving it for some special occasion where I needed to throw cans of beer at something but don’t want to waste drinkable beer, but I’ll donate it to the cause if that will help. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/104 "2018-10-14T16:48:11Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > I have a case-1 of Bud Lite Lime sitting under my sink … but I’ll donate it to the cause if that will help. Oh come on, Scumpup isn’t that bad. I mean Bud Lite Lime just seems cruel. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/105 "2018-10-14T16:50:02Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique. If he wanted to complete the troll he should post once to claim he’s received $10,000 to go away and then never post again. (Of course, no one would believe him.) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/106 "2018-10-14T17:32:41Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Oh come on, Scumpup isn’t that bad. I mean Bud Lite Lime just seems cruel. We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/107 "2018-10-14T17:43:47Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it Oh, OK, carry on then. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/108 "2018-10-14T17:55:06Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it Speak for yourself. I was thinking of waterboarding him with it except I don’t want to get that shit on me. It’s like the bastard child of Sprite and HTP. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/109 "2018-10-24T18:41:32Z")
'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/110 "2018-10-24T18:42:46Z")
You still here? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/111 "2018-10-24T18:50:35Z")
Dunno what you were expecting, bro–The Pit is not exactly the most productive place for a pity party. Too easy to, well, you saw what happened. But yeah man, stick around, chill out a bit, keep the temper in check and try not to engage the humorless nappy sniffers on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/112 "2018-10-24T18:55:04Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. It’s like a game of Mafia where we all lose and the scum admits to being an inveterate troll. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/113 "2018-10-24T19:04:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Like you wouldn’t take the money and come back the next day as a sock. edited to add: And we DID come to a consensus. You’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/114 "2018-10-24T19:11:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Mine wasn’t snark. I honestly find you pitiable in your desperation for any kind of attention. If you choose to make yourself an object of derision, that’s up to you. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/115 "2018-10-24T20:55:34Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Why on earth should any sane person give you money to do, well, anything? Presuming somebody really didn’t like you, Ignore is free. Asking for money for it sounded really, _really_ stupid. And it still does. Good lord, what a preteen whiny attention-wanting thing. Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/116 "2018-10-24T21:01:25Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. That’ll show 'em. When someone calls you out for being an asshole the only thing to do is double down and be an even bigger asshole. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/117 "2018-10-24T21:02:04Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Yeah. That’s not how the world works. But nice of you to tattoo “dumbass” on your forehead. I’m impressed it didn’t end up mirrored. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/118 "2018-10-24T21:04:21Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. \*And that is called paying the Dane-geld; But we’ve proved it again and again, That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld You never get rid of the Dane. \* ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/119 "2018-10-25T01:13:36Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Thanks for the notice. Added to my “ignore” list from now on. Post away. Edit: Done. Nice to see: This message is hidden because Scumpup is on your ignore list. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/120 "2018-10-25T05:35:34Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Like you wouldn’t take the money and come back the next day as a sock. > edited to add: And we DID come to a consensus. > > You’re an idiot. But we’ve now established he’s a worthless idiot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833.md?page=7)