# Who wants me to go away? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 12, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833 "2018-10-12T02:52:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/121 "2018-10-25T05:41:17Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. That was one of the most feeble fucking things that I have ever seen. You are an embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/122 "2018-10-25T08:47:40Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > 'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday. Don’t go away angry, just…go away. Or don’t. Obviously, nobody gives a flying fuck. You’re not a rival, or instigator, or clever. You’re simply a nuisance. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/123 "2018-10-25T12:27:20Z")
I can mail you the change I found in my couch, along with some old Cheetos that are caked with dog hair. Just post your address and you’ll be 37 cents richer. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/124 "2018-10-25T21:08:02Z")
Personally I think he can GTFO. But I’m not paying jack shit. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/125 "2018-10-25T21:44:25Z")
Why are you still here? ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/126 "2018-10-25T22:37:24Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Why are you still here? Because all he cares about is attention. It’s sad, really. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/127 "2018-10-25T23:11:37Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Why are you still here? He really needs the money. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/128 "2018-10-26T00:10:29Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > He really needs the money. Too much competition in the bus-station handjob market? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/129 "2018-10-26T00:23:42Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > He really needs the money. ”…I got two words for that: learn to fucking type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fucking surprise.” – Mr. Pink, _Reservoir Dogs_ Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/130 "2018-10-26T00:27:10Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Why are you still here? Sobered up briefly. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/131 "2018-10-26T00:29:42Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Too much competition in the bus-station handjob market? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen that combination of vowels, consonants, and spaces, in that order. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/132 "2018-10-26T00:42:59Z")
_Bus stop, wet day…_ ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/133 "2019-09-06T00:46:12Z")
Might be getting to be time to pass the hat around… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/134 "2019-09-06T02:22:50Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Might be getting to be time to pass the hat around… Did something happen? Has Scumpuffalo racked up some recent warnings and his posting privileges are under discussion? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/135 "2019-09-06T07:55:07Z")
Well, he should get [two](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21843474&postcount=72) [warnings](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21843586&postcount=82) in the latest of his “just asking questions” trolling threads. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/136 "2019-09-06T19:12:30Z")
I’ve had the useless fuck on ignore for a long time, but I see by peeking at the OP of that thread that he’s now turned into a blatant shameless troll, and can’t be bothered any more with even the pretext of wanting a discussion. I don’t imagine he’s likely to be around much longer, and good riddance. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/137 "2019-09-07T05:22:05Z")
[Suspended for one month.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881617) Darren’s prediction was pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/138 "2019-09-08T21:40:21Z")
Do you take quatloos? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/139 "2019-09-08T21:42:42Z")
I thought Cheetos were the new currency? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/140 "2019-09-09T00:13:23Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I thought Cheetos were the new currency? **Knowed Out** promised to send him some Cheetos. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I can mail you the change I found in my couch, along with some old Cheetos that are caked with dog hair. Just post your address and you’ll be 37 cents richer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833.md?page=8)