# Who wants me to go away?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833 "2018-10-12T02:52:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 8

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/141 "2019-09-09T16:09:46Z")

</div>

He might actually be a decent sort when he’s sober. But we’ll never know.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/142 "2019-09-09T16:26:20Z")

</div>

> [@cochrane](#):
>
> **Knowed Out** promised to send him some Cheetos.

Some dude promised to pay me in Cheetos, and I was all excited, even messaged him that there might even be a discount (even though I never have to make deals on my hand-crafted Aunt Bea PEZ Dispensers).  
Turned out he was planning to pay me in Crypto-Cheetos…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/143 "2019-09-09T17:16:49Z")

</div>

> [@cochrane](#):
>
> **Knowed Out** promised to send him some Cheetos.

_Caked with dog hair_ Cheetos.

He never responded, so the cockroaches carried them away.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/144 "2019-09-09T17:44:56Z")

</div>

> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
>
> _Caked with dog hair_ Cheetos.
> 
> He never responded, so the cockroaches carried them away.

Frito-Lay introduces new Fuzzy Cheetos, dangerously cheesy and dangerous to people with sensitive pet allergies.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833/145 "2019-09-09T18:17:53Z")

</div>

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
>
> He might actually be a decent sort when he’s sober. But we’ll never know.

There’s also the difference between online and real life persona. I’ve had a few beers with him and had a great time.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me-to-go-away/822833.md?page=7)