# Who wants me? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751 "2004-11-03T14:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/41 "2004-11-05T15:20:11Z")
Every time I see this thread I think, “I will.” Unfortunately I do not represent Australia’s immigration policy in any shape or form ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/42 "2004-11-05T15:21:33Z")
> [@Elysian](#): > > **Keapon** , did you see **faithfool** ’s post? Sadly, I got to that part too late. Sigh. And you were such a bargain too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/43 "2004-11-05T17:17:27Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I’m not quite sure what just happened there, but is seems the Canada has one **Elysian**. I hope to see you at the next convenient TronnaDope, should you choose to settle in our fair city. > > I _can_ offer $1.50 in Canadian Tire money, a ten-peso note from the Philippines, and twenty Finnish marks for **faithfool**. I’ll throw in a Canadian two-dollar coin as well (I need the fiver for lunch). Keep in mind that Canada is both metric and (right now) increasingly cold, and you will be subject to occaisional outbreaks of French and atheism. P.S. _Je suis homme._ 😃 Wow! How on earth did I miss this post yesterday??? Not only would I be interested because I hear Canada is beautiful, but I like their politics, need to learn both metric -and- French, am tired of our boring old money, and am a Deist with Agnostic/spiritual leanings. What’s a little atheism got to, got to do with it? 😃 Do I need to fill out an application above the twenty Finnish marks? Just point me to the end of the line and I’ll be happy to take any available appointment. And thanks to **Elysian** too for throwing me into the mix. I definitely need all the help I can get. > [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > Sadly, I got to that part too late. > > Sigh. And you were such a bargain too. 😉 Wait, wait, wait! I’m still here!!! I haven’t gone anywhere (yet), I swear. What’s _your_ offer?? Hell, I don’t care, I just need a friend or two, a different local and decent cuisine. Lay out what ya got and we’ll negotiate. TWO PEOPLE! I tell you, this message board is _awesome_! ::: does Snoopy Happy Dance ::: ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/44 "2004-11-05T18:12:13Z")
Maybe we could start an auction thread for every lost Doper looking for a home 😃 Thanks, **don’t ask** , I needed to hear that today 🙂 It’s nice to hear I’m wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/45 "2004-11-06T10:24:00Z")
My bid demands a recount. Any Dopers wish to offer me a warm,friendly daughter…erm home for the holidays will be very welcome. Housetrained with occasional outbursts of singing and nudity 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/46 "2004-11-06T22:57:50Z")
Yay! _dances around_ We got her, we got her, neener neener! ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751/47 "2004-11-07T00:50:15Z")
> [@Elysian](#): > > I am thinking seriously about going to the next TronnaDope, just to see what it’s like. I want to know the best cities to settle in, the best standard of living, the cheapest housing, and especially one that has a job available for an American lawyer who likes corporate law and securities. Are you a big city kinda girl, or looking for something on the smaller side? If you’re interested in small town, let me wholeheartedly recommend Guelph, Bracebridge, or Bobcaygeon (Bobcaygeon actually has an excellent S&M farm. They have a “strictly supervised gardening program” to die for). Stay away from Huntsville. Freaky freaky people there. > [@Elysian](#): > > If anyone in Canada knows someone who knows someone, hook me up! I want to know now what I have to do to be available then, so I’ll be prepared to start working! I know someone who knows someone! My next door neighbour works with a guy who grows bonsai trees. You want I should call him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-me/272751.md?page=2)